greazey_bob

Of all my flavorite juices, booty hole's right up in there.

By greazey_bob, December 20, 2018 in New Catchphrase Suggestions

Finders keepers, losers creepers around the finder's house while sleepers wear what's found around their necks and losers weep with sweet regret.

By greazey_bob, March 1, 2018 in New Catchphrase Suggestions

So goes the saying, hose before praying, grass after mass, gardening's a blast.

By greazey_bob, March 1, 2018 in New Catchphrase Suggestions

Cheerio, cocoa puff, honey almond hobo muff, and a fine oatmeal raisin crisp to you too.

By greazey_bob, February 28, 2018 in New Catchphrase Suggestions

Leprosy is so last ear.

By greazey_bob, February 28, 2018 in New Catchphrase Suggestions

You down with OCD? Yeah you know me, lining up shoes like it's surgery.

By greazey_bob, February 28, 2018 in New Catchphrase Suggestions

It takes a Village Inn, five food trucks and an Arby's.

By greazey_bob, February 28, 2018 in New Catchphrase Suggestions

Hey Judge Judy is that a gavel in your booty or is your honor just happy to sue me?

By greazey_bob, February 13, 2018 in New Catchphrase Suggestions

The best defense is a good off-putting body spray like death or could I get a few dollars.

By greazey_bob, February 13, 2018 in New Catchphrase Suggestions

Cuz I'm a hacker, I'm a slacker, I'm a midnight snacker.

By greazey_bob, February 7, 2018 in New Catchphrase Suggestions

Best film franchises: Alien, Beverly Hills Cop, Beverly Hills Chihuahua, Beverly Hills Star Wars, Beverly Hills Harry Potter.

By greazey_bob, February 7, 2018 in New Catchphrase Suggestions

And now we've come full circle. Nice job gang, tomorrow we shit half rhombus.

By greazey_bob, February 3, 2018 in New Catchphrase Suggestions

When you're a woman in your 30s life ain't exactly a basket full of daisies. Take it from me, a woman in my 30s.

By greazey_bob, February 3, 2018 in New Catchphrase Suggestions

One in the drink, two in the stink, straws can be versatile and fun.

By greazey_bob, February 1, 2018 in New Catchphrase Suggestions

My elevator pitch? Slider low and away, gets em every time.

By greazey_bob, February 1, 2018 in New Catchphrase Suggestions

I'm big into fencing, but not the kind with swords, and not the kind with stolen goods, and not the chain link kind neither.

By greazey_bob, November 10, 2017 in New Catchphrase Suggestions

I know a doublecross when I see one, a triple shot espresso when I taste one and a single malt whiskey when it's running down my leg.

By greazey_bob, November 9, 2017 in New Catchphrase Suggestions

I'm a tell it like it is person, and a smell it like it's jizz person, because every once in a while it is in fact jizz.

By greazey_bob, November 1, 2017 in New Catchphrase Suggestions

If I had a nickel for every time I had fifteen cents, carry the one, compounded anally, jk, business is so easy.

By greazey_bob, October 9, 2017 in New Catchphrase Suggestions

I want you all to know that I'm a proud robosexual. But it's not what you think, I only just fuck robots.

By greazey_bob, July 13, 2017 in New Catchphrase Suggestions

To sound more intelligent, always fully enunciate your -ING's. 'These chips is fucking shite.' Now you try.

By greazey_bob, April 4, 2017 in New Catchphrase Suggestions

In another life I coulda been a brother wife.

By greazey_bob, April 4, 2017 in New Catchphrase Suggestions

Not sure at this point if I can afford to be so picky, but these melon balls do really taste like ass. Compliments to the chef!

By greazey_bob, February 21, 2017 in New Catchphrase Suggestions

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Remember how nostalgia used to be the only thing anyone ever talked about? Those were the days.

By greazey_bob, February 19, 2017 in New Catchphrase Suggestions

You must think you're hot shit. Actually, Hot Shit is my brother. I'm Cold Diarrhea. And this is our sister, Warm Piss.

By greazey_bob, February 9, 2017 in New Catchphrase Suggestions