Of all my flavorite juices, booty hole's right up in there.

[Of all my flavorite juices, booty hole's right up in there.]

Of all my flavorite juices, booty hole's right up in there.

[Finders keepers, losers creepers around the finder's house while sleepers wear what's found around their necks and losers weep with sweet regret.]

Finders keepers, losers creepers around the finder's house while sleepers wear what's found around their necks and losers weep with sweet regret.

[So goes the saying, hose before praying, grass after mass, gardening's a blast.]

So goes the saying, hose before praying, grass after mass, gardening's a blast.

[Cheerio, cocoa puff, honey almond hobo muff, and a fine oatmeal raisin crisp to you too.]

Cheerio, cocoa puff, honey almond hobo muff, and a fine oatmeal raisin crisp to you too.

[Leprosy is so last ear.]

Leprosy is so last ear.

[You down with OCD? Yeah you know me, lining up shoes like it's surgery.]

You down with OCD? Yeah you know me, lining up shoes like it's surgery.

[It takes a Village Inn, five food trucks and an Arby's.]

It takes a Village Inn, five food trucks and an Arby's.

[Hey Judge Judy is that a gavel in your booty or is your honor just happy to sue me?]

Hey Judge Judy is that a gavel in your booty or is your honor just happy to sue me?

[The best defense is a good off-putting body spray like death or could I get a few dollars.]

The best defense is a good off-putting body spray like death or could I get a few dollars.

[Cuz I'm a hacker, I'm a slacker, I'm a midnight snacker.]

Cuz I'm a hacker, I'm a slacker, I'm a midnight snacker.

[Best film franchises: Alien, Beverly Hills Cop, Beverly Hills Chihuahua, Beverly Hills Star Wars, Beverly Hills Harry Potter.]

Best film franchises: Alien, Beverly Hills Cop, Beverly Hills Chihuahua, Beverly Hills Star Wars, Beverly Hills Harry Potter.

[And now we've come full circle. Nice job gang, tomorrow we shit half rhombus.]

And now we've come full circle. Nice job gang, tomorrow we shit half rhombus.

[When you're a woman in your 30s life ain't exactly a basket full of daisies. Take it from me, a woman in my 30s.]

When you're a woman in your 30s life ain't exactly a basket full of daisies. Take it from me, a woman in my 30s.

[One in the drink, two in the stink, straws can be versatile and fun.]

One in the drink, two in the stink, straws can be versatile and fun.

[My elevator pitch? Slider low and away, gets em every time.]

My elevator pitch? Slider low and away, gets em every time.

[Episode 220 - Mary Sasson, Our Close Friend]

Loved the bonus onus bit

[Episode 217 - Listeners, Our Close Friends 4]

Phew, good thing I didn't call in and share my own ice skating Clem Dawg face punch story

[Episode 217 - Listeners, Our Close Friends 4]

"I'm experiencing them anew every time"

 

exactly how I feel about the boys each week

[I'm big into fencing, but not the kind with swords, and not the kind with stolen goods, and not the chain link kind neither.]

I'm big into fencing, but not the kind with swords, and not the kind with stolen goods, and not the chain link kind neither.

[I know a doublecross when I see one, a triple shot espresso when I taste one and a single malt whiskey when it's running down my leg.]

I know a doublecross when I see one, a triple shot espresso when I taste one and a single malt whiskey when it's running down my leg.

[I'm a tell it like it is person, and a smell it like it's jizz person, because every once in a while it is in fact jizz.]

I'm a tell it like it is person, and a smell it like it's jizz person, because every once in a while it is in fact jizz.

[If I had a nickel for every time I had fifteen cents, carry the one, compounded anally, jk, business is so easy.]

If I had a nickel for every time I had fifteen cents, carry the one, compounded anally, jk, business is so easy.

[Episode 195 - Spencer Crittenden, Our Close Friend]

raw ep, oh hi Spencer you think Dan H is a twisted maniac? now bear witness to what irreverence really looks like

 

COLIN!!!

[I want you all to know that I'm a proud robosexual. But it's not what you think, I only just fuck robots.]

I want you all to know that I'm a proud robosexual. But it's not what you think, I only just fuck robots.

[Episode 191 - Eugene Cordero, Our Close Friend]

I like this ep because it made me loff but also made me smile