Disgusting English Candy Drill

You may say I'm a dreamer, but I say you're an 8-headed tarantula who's keeping me from taking this test in my underwear.

A bird in the hand is worth two if you pretend your hand is another bird.

Comedy Bang Bang: putting the "bang bang" in "Bang bang bang bang bang bang bang bang bang bang."

If you play this episode in sync with The Wizard of Oz, your children will be frightened and confused.

Hey, Siri. Siri? Wake up, Siri. Siri? Don't die on me. Don't you dare die on me, Siri! SIRI....I swear on everything I hold dear that I will not let your death have been in vain. I will avenge this, if it takes me to the ends of the earth, Siri.

Wham, bam, thank you for your interest, but we've decided to go a different direction with this, ma'am.

Find a penny, pick it up, find a JC Penney, pick up an entire new fall wardrobe!

Even a broken clock is right on top of my nightstand.

This is the way the world ends: not with a bang but a Bang Bang!