Darbler Cheesegarbler
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Help me, this is the only website they will let me access because they are fans of the show. They kidnapped me and now I'm
By Darbler Cheesegarbler, in New Catchphrase Suggestions
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Murder her, steal her identity, and scatter her remains across the Nevada desert? I hardly know her!
By Darbler Cheesegarbler, in New Catchphrase Suggestions
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Take a short walk on a long pier, watch the sunset and reflect on how beautiful this existence is
By Darbler Cheesegarbler, in New Catchphrase Suggestions
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I scream, you scream, we all scream for a reboot of the Scream franchise.
By Darbler Cheesegarbler, in New Catchphrase Suggestions
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Shake, shake, shake, senora! That paint isn't going to mix itself.
By Darbler Cheesegarbler, in New Catchphrase Suggestions
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A tuque to the kook who can spook the most mooks! I'm looking at you, archduke Luke.
By Darbler Cheesegarbler, in New Catchphrase Suggestions
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I'm once, twice, five times a failure at basic math
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I'm like a squirrel trying to get a nut, or like a beaver trying to get some pussaaaaayyyyyyy
By Darbler Cheesegarbler, in New Catchphrase Suggestions
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Hear ye, hear ye! Can ye best the vest of Kanye West? It's made by Louis Vuitton.
By Darbler Cheesegarbler, in New Catchphrase Suggestions
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A turd in the hand is worth two in my bush. Seriously, don't poop on my pubic hair.
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When the only way to win is to grin at loss, I'll burn down all these bridges and I'll swim across
By Darbler Cheesegarbler, in New Catchphrase Suggestions
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Remember, if you can't pierce the shroud: stars still shine behind the darkest cloud
By Darbler Cheesegarbler, in New Catchphrase Suggestions
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I believe in equality, your honor. That's why I punched all of those women instead of letting them get in the lifeboat first.
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I'd rather be a forest than a street, unless that street is replete with sweet meat. Hot dogs!
By Darbler Cheesegarbler, in New Catchphrase Suggestions
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"I can't operate on this boy, he's my son!" Moments later, the boy dies because that mom is a shitty doctor.
By Darbler Cheesegarbler, in New Catchphrase Suggestions
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Christian Slater is Jewish and Jude Law is Christian. We're still trying to figure out Keanu Reeves.
By Darbler Cheesegarbler, in New Catchphrase Suggestions
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It's too late to hit reset on America, it's time to pull the cartridge out and blow in it
By Darbler Cheesegarbler, in New Catchphrase Suggestions
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I'd rather have a Volvo full of Vulcans than a Kingdom full of Klingons. That's right, I'm a space racist!
By Darbler Cheesegarbler, in New Catchphrase Suggestions
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Views from the six? More like views of my dick pics from chicks who misclick
By Darbler Cheesegarbler, in New Catchphrase Suggestions
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(In Adrian Brody's SNL accent): Degrassi High? Nah mon, but dis grassy will get you high! Lord ha' mercy!
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