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  1. Bumpy

    Episode 399 - Trump vs. Bernie

    This episode was as great as having to shop for a mattress every day is terrible. Do you think Gilbert had a good time? He's so cagey.
  2. Tickling teaches young animals to protect their flanks, underbellies and other vulnerable bodyparts through play. That's why when you tickle an adult they punch you. That's all I've got. I have a headache today.
  3. Bumpy

    Episode 398 - Prayer Orgy

    You also have to factor in the time it takes to explain why an opening song is playing at the end of the segment. It's probably closer to 35 seconds at best.
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    Episode 398 - Prayer Orgy

    Samantha Bee used to be Traci Reardon?
  5. This again. UUUUUUGH!
  6. The guy playing Jeff Garlin was way too engaged with the podcast to be believable.
  7. For anyone going through Ho-Ho withdrawal, these two motherfuckers appeared on a TAH Christmas show. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=G8Y8NuCPUkk
  8. If I never gave new comediens on ridiculous podcasts a chance I never would have heard of Lauren Lapkus.
  9. Bumpy

    Episode 396 - The Intern Challenge

    Now that Wompler isn't an intern do you think that means she'll be on the show more?
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    Episode 396 - The Intern Challenge

    Closing-Up-The-Plugs-Bag theme screwed up, Todd dead, Wompler banished. 2016 is shaping up to be a tumultuous year for CBB. I'm disappointed they violated the dramatic principle of Judge Judy's Bailifff's Gun. Something should have been shot by the end of the episode, damn it!
  11. With all the odd encounters on her walks I bet she's had her share of manic Mondays, too.
  12. For a seventeenth anniversary gift give one incorporating crystal(15th anniversary) and cotton(2nd) and that will honor the proper amount of time. So, like, rhinestone studded panties or something.
  13. If you asked me to guess who would have the phrase 'I'ma cut your dick off!' yelled at them, Jack McBrayer would not have made the list.
  14. Bumpy

    Episode 394 - Wisconsin Sugar Babies

    Hope this leads to Scott getting Cakeboss to use his mystical gifts (and maybe cake making skills) to bring Todd back.
  15. Bumpy

    Are those Muppets gonna fuck Khaleesi?

    I'm so conflicted over whether to 'like' any of this.
  16. Same eyes... same nose... same smattering of freckles... same glowing beard...
  17. HEY, I'M A BIRD! WHAT ARE WE TALKING ABOUT? David Rees having some kind of emotional/moral breakthrough while discussing his teenage behavior was amazing to hear.
  18. Bumpy

    Episode 393 - Peanuts Awareness

    Keep your friends close and your enemies pregnant.
  19. This episode is all over the spectrum. The 'It's been a while' and 'suck on clits' at the start made this feel very CBB-esque. Then that twist, oh boy. For me, this was even funnier than The North Pod last week. "I could get used to this..."
  20. I love that the gossip segment's title music has the word rumor in it and that word is removed for some bad wordplay.
  21. Vaginacough. He's a ballet dancer, right? 'WOMP' How hard is it to put that on a T-shirt, Earwolf?!
  22. Bumpy

    Best of 2015 Pt. 3

    Early in this epsidoe I had a few moments of being completely done with this bullshit. It passed pretty quick, though. Make a pizzaaaaa.. JIZZ!
  23. Quintessential Christmas. Santa's almost as amused by Traci's twitter avatar descriptions as me. Paul's Santa in a remake of Miracle on 34th Street. Think about it.
  24. Bumpy

    Best of 2015 Pt. 2

    Right through the eye socket! So this ep has about five T-shirt possibilities? One of those designs better get made is all I'm saying. Gimme dat shirt.
  25. Bumpy

    Best of 2015 Pt. 1

    S'been fulfilled!