SevenDollarsWorthofHoobastank

Instead of a "Solo Bolo" or a "Brodown Hoedown", what would that be called? A "Fun on None"? A hot and passionate "Mapes-out Session"?

I'm so glad......yet so angry to see good ol' Willy Mapes back

Hah yeah that's true. I guess a sports critic would just watch a sports game, critique what he/she thought of it and moved on to the next sport. Now that I think about it, maybe Ming is like Forrest MacNeil, only just for sports.

I would guess a sports critic is something along the lines of a food critic. I envisioned Ming to be something along the lines of Anton Ego from Ratatouille and Hubie Brown (who is actually an analyst, not a critic, though).

Love when Scott tells Doug to stop rubbing his shoulders at the 1:08:06 mark. Those actions he forces on people always make me laugh. Doug Gropes reminds me of Scotts diet Doctor: Dr. Peter Fash for some odd reason....

I read that in R. Schrift's voice and accent.

At 10:13 Scott says "You're just waiting for that 'ding', and it never comes." After he said that, I looked at the camera, tilted down my sunglasses and said "Bet you weren't waiting for that 'dong', were ya Scott?".

I've read through this whole thread once more and I can't remember anyone mentioning the jail break. Wouldn't Jason still be wanted for breaking out of jail? Wouldn't Hollywood and Jasons mom be wanted for aiding and abedding/helping a prisoner break out of jail? Maybe not so much Hollywood, they'd still be on the look out for a Army commander named "Butch"

I also did get a legit laugh when Montross told Spretzle he should put some beads on his mole. I want to see a scenario in which a building is burning down near where Jason parked his jeep at the beginning of the movie and no one can find the fire hydrant because he hid it to be able to park there. Then he comes back to his car only to see "Backdraft" happening yards away from the closest possible hydrant that he covered for his selfish and lazy reasons. Edit, I also think Paul F. Tompkins and the cast of It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia would take umbrage with all the Philly bashing!!!!!1!

Fuckin-a, just listened to the episode. It goes off...the....rails!! Hahah

I actually enjoyed some of the 1990's comedy moments in this movie. But one concern I had was the "morning after the amazing first night" cooking scene.....it just upset me on so many levels. I don't know if it was for comedic effect or what, but it just made me nauseous and angry. Him putting the sausages in the toaster, putting the O.J. in the microwave, vacuuming the seeds off of the cantaloupe, and the death knell for me was crunching the eggs in the sifter. So goddamn gross. Then he DROPS IT ALL AFTER SEEING SHE TURNED INTO A MANNEQUIN! I also got frustrated at him for not realizing at that moment that maybe it was the necklace that did it.....I think I got a bit too invested into the movie.

There would always be a "period" punctuation-mark after the word "Don't", though. I always thought it was VERY sloppy of him not to fix that for 6 years.

I like to go to baseball games and say "might" after people say "Good eye" when the ump calls a ball. It makes me think I'm in Australia.

Seriously, THE best sports theme song ever. Cannot and will not be topped.

She had her pussy.....fucked.....off...... Fucked......off.....

@ 21:06, Scott peppering in a "People in the world (People on the street)" behind Jason's answer really got me.

Didn't Paul also mention a joke about Blondie creating hip hop on Spontaneanation, or was that just earlier in this episode of the podcast? My timeline detection abilities are way off.

OH, you kissed a girl and you liked "IT"....I thought you said you liked "DICK"....sorry Mr. Cheney, I'm afraid Katy isn't fond of you, nor is anyone.

Uncle Sam Sung Gaelic See You Next Twos Dagobah Sis Tim the Tool Man Tay Lauren Lap Customer Service Sent Our Hall Uh Graham Me Ah Ward

"I believe I can flyyyy" "Mr. Kelly we know that's just the name of your song from Space Jam. You'll have to try harder to prove you're insane."

If "dicks" and "butts" were candy and nuts, then we'd all have a Merry Christmas..... And I'd have a Twizzler and a cashew.

That's what Galactus says before he starts to devour Earth.

You can tell Noah has deviated far from the script of the D.E.N.N.I.S. system created by Dennis Reynolds. His N.O.A.H. system must be: N: Negotiate Sex O: Obsess Psychotically A: Assault Friends, Family and others H: Harass Climactically

I was relistening to this the other day heading to work and I JUST noticed at the 2:06:53 mark Jason sneaked in an "iiiits been" and it made me laugh hard. I got to work and the song that was playing over the intercom was indeed Barenaked Ladies "One Week". Not even Ice Cube could claim to have had such a good day as mine was after that.