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It was the best of times, it was the worst of times. But it was only Morris Day and The Times' hit single Jungle Love that got me through depression.
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You fuck with the bull, you get the horns. You fuck with the HORNS, you get Satchmo. So put down the trumpet and pleeeeeease let Mr. Armstrong rest in peace!
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I once gave Jill Ebola while listening to Billy Joel. E.coli, though, I got from Cotton Eyed Joe.
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I got a feelin' *Woooohooooo* that tonight's gonna be partly cloudy, high of 75, and a 50% chance of precipitation. Fergie, Apl De Ap, back to you.
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Like Casey Kasem ALWAYS said: "Keep your feet on the ground, keep reaching for the stars......and make that ass twerk, bitch."
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My high school guidance counselor used to write the title of his favorite Journey song on my evaluation papers....
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I like to go to baseball games and say "might" after people say "Good eye" when the ump calls a ball. It makes me think I'm in Australia.
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OH, you kissed a girl and you liked "IT"....I thought you said you liked "DICK"....sorry Mr. Cheney, I'm afraid Katy isn't fond of you, nor is anyone.
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Uncle Sam Sung Gaelic See You Next Twos Dagobah Sis Tim the Tool Man Tay Lauren Lap Customer Service Sent Our Hall Uh Graham Me Ah Ward
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"I believe I can flyyyy" "Mr. Kelly we know that's just the name of your song from Space Jam. You'll have to try harder to prove you're insane."
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If "dicks" and "butts" were candy and nuts, then we'd all have a Merry Christmas. And I'd have a Twizzler and a cashew.
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I'm taking a washrag to the mirror. I'm searching for a blade (to shave). And my moustache could've been trimmed by clippers.
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Hey Jude, your makeup's bad. You've got eyeliner on your sweater. Your hairline's shaped like the top of a heart. And it's grungy like Eddie Vedder
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Don't ever take life for granted....wait you're talking about the Mob Boss Grant Ted right? Okay yeah, definitely don't do it.
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Don't cry over spilled milk? When you start doing the grocery shopping, young man, you can drop kick all the milk you want! Until then stop it, Andre!
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I would be much more interested in Pokemon if it was a Rastafarian Spiderman villain that was bit by a radioactive porcupine.
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Absence makes the heart grow fonder. I was just trying to get you to love me, Ms. Reynolds. That's why I missed your Calculus class this semester.
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Now is the winter of our discontent...But as soon as June gets here, it's gonna be the Summer of our Disco Tents! Bonnaroo here we come!!
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No I've never heard of Space Jam. I'd say I'm more a fan of just regular old Earthen Grape Jelly myself. Do you have any of that, Mr. Jordan?
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Keep your feet on the ground and your head in the Stars magazine as I cut in line right in front of you. Ya should've been paying attention beeyotch!
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I may be "J'Son born", but I'm not Matt Damon. My name is Peter Quill a.k.a. Star Lord, I'm sure you've heard of me.
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Well damn, here I was thinking "Hodor" was referring to the entrance to the ladies restroom *tilts peacock feathered top hat and struts away*
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I want to live in a world where Steve Harwell creates a musical reboot of the most popular war themed sitcom ever...and he calls it "M*A*S*H*mouth"
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If a bird in the hand is worth two in the bush....then two in the pink is most CERTAINLY worth one in the stink.
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