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Topics posted by Shampoodler
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Hey Bill, you're the famous writer and I'm just an editor, but how about "Out, damn spot!" instead of "Come, stain!".
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I saw Hulk smashing David S. Pumpkins underneath the mistletoe last night. Any questions? BESIDES why Edward Norton was recast?
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Just flew in from The Women's Morch in Oireland and boy are my accents subpar at best.
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Alt-right Seinfeld says what's the deal with the erosion of our traditional Judeo-Christian values I mean have you SEEN Bee Movie?
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I know you're new here, but swishing and swirling the toilet wine is both unnecessary and redundant.
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I like the show Rectified. It's a lot like Justified but he's a rogue proctologist.
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Sorry Mr. T, Star Wars Episode VIII my balls already.
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But choose wisely, for as the true Grail will bring you life, a false one will draw dicks on you if you pass out.
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You've seen Eminem spittin' fire in 8 Mile. This summer see him shittin' fire in Ate Arby's!
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Stonewall Jackson was ok, but Turdwall Johnson was the shit.
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I need a lover who won't drive me crazy, but who will drive me to the hospital without asking what's inside my butt.
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16th-century astronomer Tycho Brahe died from a burst bladder due to holding his urine at a party out of politeness. More of a PSA than a catchphrase.
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The following is an audiobook written and narrated by Scott Aukerman. Chapter 1: The Worst Episode Of 2017.
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The best part of waking up is folders in your butt. Trust me, I'm a filing cabinet.
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What's this say? "Schindler's Tinder List"?? Nope! Not reading that catchphrase! Get some class, forum user BaloneyBoner_69.
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Yo Ron Weasley, better tell your sister Harry's gonna Slytherin 'dem guts.
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The post new topic button is a lot like your mom's ass, you probably shouldn't tap that shit 200 times a week.
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