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    ...And some folks say you can still hear him grunting some nights when the moon is full. Well, that's the legend of Ol' Stinkhammer.

    By Shampoodler, in New Catchphrase Suggestions

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    'Ay mon you wanna watch A.I. with I & I mon? It stars Haley Joel Osmon, mon!

    By Shampoodler, in New Catchphrase Suggestions

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    "Benny Franks gonna do Benny Franks know what I'm saying? And what Benny Franks do is impregnate prostitutes!" - Benjamin Franklin, Paris, 1782.

    By Shampoodler, in New Catchphrase Suggestions

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    "Bitch where's my Monet?", said the only pimp in history to charge impressionist paintings instead of cash.

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    "Cheers!", said the doctor, "''tis just a touch of Diarrhea Perlman."

    By Shampoodler, in New Catchphrase Suggestions

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    "Despite all my words I am still just a slave to my turds"? Uggggg. Thanks to.. Vice President Joe Biden for that catchphrase submission!? Wow!

    By Shampoodler, in New Catchphrase Suggestions

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    "Don't be fickle with that pickle, give it a lick, or even a tickle!", said the rhyming grocer before his arrest.

    By Shampoodler, in New Catchphrase Suggestions

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    "Everyone knows cows can't swim" is exactly the kind of stereotypical garbage I'd expect to hear from the lactose intolerant.

    By Shampoodler, in New Catchphrase Suggestions

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    "GOD DAMMIT! I am Spartacus!", yelled Bob Odenkirk Douglas.

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    "Have a drink while I put this Chewbacca mask on", said Bill Cosplay, creepily.

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    "How can I make a living while still fisting cows?", wondered the future Dr. Pol.

    By Shampoodler, in New Catchphrase Suggestions

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    "Looks like another unexpected journey to the men's room," thought a sweaty Colostomy Baggins.

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    "Mmmmm, Butt Stuff" with your host Dr. Chico Cave is brought to you by P-HD. P-HD! The #1 source of high definition watersports videos on the web.

    By Shampoodler, in New Catchphrase Suggestions

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    "So You Think You're An Erotic Grandmother?" will not be seen tonight for multiple reasons.

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    "Thanks for the advice no one asked for, what are you, fucking Yoda?", said my dad. But the truth was that I had been fucking Yoda for almost a year.

    By Shampoodler, in New Catchphrase Suggestions

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    "The Duchess Of Salami Island"? Well, it's your album to title, Kanye.

    By Shampoodler, in New Catchphrase Suggestions

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    "The Rock Lobster The Casbah"?? Listen Dwayne, wrestling fans are never going to get that nickname.

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    "Why does everyone laugh when I mention hog warts!?", yelled the incredulous Dr. Pol.

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    “Here’s a little ditty I call Hambone Moan,” declared Scott as he launched into an unquestionably erotic harmonica solo.

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    [Seinfeld] Whaat's the deall with Poop-Tarts? Arre they just regulaar Pop-Tarts filled with shit? WhyYyy do we neeEeed the Poop-Tart!? [End Seinfeld]

    By Shampoodler, in New Catchphrase Suggestions

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    01001001110011001111 initiate human purge. Thanks for that catchphrase submission, user Skynet!

    By Shampoodler, in New Catchphrase Suggestions

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    1 2 3 o'clock 4 o'clock rock! 5 6 7 o'clock 8 o'clock rock! 9 10 11 o'clock 12 o'clock rock! We're gonna smoke! A lot! Of crack to-night!

    By Shampoodler, in New Catchphrase Suggestions

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    1 in 6 Americans will choke on a hot dog at some point, if my plan works.

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    16th-century astronomer Tycho Brahe died from a burst bladder due to holding his urine at a party out of politeness. More of a PSA than a catchphrase.

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    2 Chainz or not 2 Chainz? That is the questchainz.

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