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Topics posted by Shampoodler

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    Nerd Poker Is Ending :(

    By Shampoodler, in Nerd Poker

    • 13 replies
    • 8138 views
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    No episode today?

    By Shampoodler, in Nerd Poker

    • 1 reply
    • 2586 views
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    The Dungeon Masters (documentary)

    By Shampoodler, in Nerd Poker

    • 2 replies
    • 2332 views
  4.  

    Vin Diesel on Comedy Bang Bang!

    By Shampoodler, in Nerd Poker

    • 1 reply
    • 2277 views
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    You can take a man out of the jungle, but you can't take the jungle out of a man, but you can take a man out to a Mr. Bungle concert.

    By Shampoodler, in New Catchphrase Suggestions

    • 0 replies
    • 2143 views
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    Meg Ryan. Richard Gere. Michelle Pfeiffer. Rupert Grint. True Detective Season 3 is gonna be off the chain.

    By Shampoodler, in New Catchphrase Suggestions

    • 0 replies
    • 1402 views
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    By the power vested in me by the power of Grayskull I now pronounce you He-Man and partner you may kiss the Battle-Cat.

    By Shampoodler, in New Catchphrase Suggestions

    • 0 replies
    • 1366 views
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    Matt Besser AMA on Reddit tonight 5pm PST / 8pm EST

    By Shampoodler, in improv4humans with Matt Besser

    • 1 reply
    • 1308 views
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    Toby Keith has rubber teeth and that's just fine by me, but I can't abide his flagrant pride in those breast implants, you see.

    By Shampoodler, in New Catchphrase Suggestions

    • 0 replies
    • 1158 views
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    Ground control to Major Tom, that priest on Oz, was it B.D Wong?

    By Shampoodler, in New Catchphrase Suggestions

    • 5 replies
    • 1054 views
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    So Freud said it was perfectly normal to want to bang your mom? Asking for a friend, and his mom.

    By Shampoodler, in New Catchphrase Suggestions

    • 0 replies
    • 991 views
  12.  

    Can I vape laxatives? Sorry, MAY I vape laxatives?

    By Shampoodler, in New Catchphrase Suggestions

    • 0 replies
    • 964 views
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    I still don't understand the Mad Men finale or what he was even doing at that hot dog eating contest.

    By Shampoodler, in New Catchphrase Suggestions

    • 3 replies
    • 906 views
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    Nothing could be finer than to be in Caroliner and be watching while Rob Reiner takes a dump outside a diner.

    By Shampoodler, in New Catchphrase Suggestions

    • 4 replies
    • 862 views
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    I saw Tomorrow Land yesterday but so far nada.

    By Shampoodler, in New Catchphrase Suggestions

    • 0 replies
    • 845 views
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    I don't want no shrubs, a shrub is a small to medium-sized woody plant distinguished from a tree by its shorter height that can't get no love from me.

    By Shampoodler, in New Catchphrase Suggestions

    • 1 reply
    • 826 views
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    Johnny Handsome (1989)

    By Shampoodler, in Bad Movie Recommendations

    • 4 replies
    • 810 views
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    A partridge in a pear tree? What the fuck am I supposed to do with this? You know what, just get out.

    By Shampoodler, in New Catchphrase Suggestions

    • 0 replies
    • 800 views
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    Somewhere, hidden carefully on the Millenium Falcon, is Chewbacca's dingleberry comb. Gross.

    By Shampoodler, in New Catchphrase Suggestions

    • 1 reply
    • 791 views
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    I can't watch The Notebook without an entire box of tissues next to me. That's how much I jerk off.

    By Shampoodler, in New Catchphrase Suggestions

    • 5 replies
    • 790 views
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    I like my women like I like my coffee, raised by illiterate peasants.

    By Shampoodler, in New Catchphrase Suggestions

    • 2 replies
    • 780 views
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    I just met you and this is crazy but please bend over and accept my gravy.

    By Shampoodler, in New Catchphrase Suggestions

    • 0 replies
    • 776 views
  23.  

    Move over John 3:16, here comes me 4:69!

    By Shampoodler, in New Catchphrase Suggestions

    • 0 replies
    • 732 views
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    Respec ma neck when I flex my pecs mon!

    By Shampoodler, in New Catchphrase Suggestions

    • 0 replies
    • 708 views
  25.  

    None in the pink ten in the stink

    By Shampoodler, in New Catchphrase Suggestions

    • 0 replies
    • 700 views
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