Shampoodler
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If it looks like a duck, swims like a duck and quacks like a duck then it probably is a duck or my weird dick.
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This is my tagline, this is my gun. Tagline seems ok, but catchphrase more fun.
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Before engaging in funky activities, ask your doctor if your heart is healthy enough for blood sugar sex magik.
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Bitches get itches. Hi, I’m Scott Aukerman here to tell you about an exciting breakthrough in dog skin care.
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Before we take this to the next level you should know my family has the jazz hands gene.
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Hey Blue, here's a clue: something brown that smells like poo.
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Wildfires are just God’s way of saying “I am a psychopathic pyromaniac!”.
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I just met you and this is crazy but please bend over and accept my gravy.
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I saw The Cranberries back when they were a puddle of mud.
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Do you or a loved one suffer from chronic anal turds? Hi, I'm the internet's Scott Aukerman.
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On this day in 1987 Val Kilmer did not drink his own urine.
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And if I die before I tweet, let me be on a toilet seat.
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Is it true Mr. Harmon that you scoop your poop with Charmin' and if yes have you met da' bears?
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Gotta pocketful of pork and nothin' but love for you piggies!
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