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Foosball just hasn't been the same since I caught Doctor Octopus playing with himself.
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Beggars can't be Hoosiers. Mr. Hackman has a very strict rule about this, I'm sorry.
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Everything you do is half-assed when you have a semicolon.
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Lionel Ritchie, why you so itchy? Is it because of them crabs?
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Deck the halls with dick and balls it’s Christmas in my pants!
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Imagine dragons. Now imagine them naked. Fuck yeah bro!
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Take a ride on the macaroni pony while we whip up some sexy snacks.
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Carry on my wayward son. Losing luggage ain’t no fun.
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Sorry so late, Mr. Miyagi. Woke up this morning and my sheets were soggy. Momma says I’m becoming a Karate Man.
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The negative media never talks about the Texas Chainsaw Food Drive For The Poor.
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Optimus Rhymes was gunned down today in what police are calling a terrible Broadway musical.
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Anytime a member of the Thundercats is offscreen they're licking their own genitals.
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I don't know much about women, but I know they don't like it when you call it a "spam folder".
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...And some folks say you can still hear him grunting some nights when the moon is full. Well, that's the legend of Ol' Stinkhammer.
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Looks like The Greatest Generation isn't so "great" when it comes to opening jars, huh Grandma?
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Four in the pink four in the stink, I call it The Shocktopus.
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In a TV first, "Shart Tank" has been canceled during the first commercial break.
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