Shampoodler
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You know what really grinds my gears? Other gears, if they're not properly maintained! I'm a robot.
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Ol' Blue Eyes loved Ol' Brown Eyes, which is a classier way to say that Frank Sinatra had a thing for anal sex with the elderly.
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Remember the Alamo? No? I'm not surprised, you were wasted bro!
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It's just that I don't think it's appropriate for an engineer to wear yoga pants in the studio. I understand you came right from the gym but still.
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Robocop has been known to moonlight as a Rentarobocop around the holidays
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Do I come down to your job at The National Institute for Fellatio Research and disrupt your workday?
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This condom fits like a glove, which is nice since I have five penises
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If loving you is so wrong why doesn't this restraining order specifically mention that?
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Hey Toyota, there can only be ONE Highlander. Cool your jets!
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If it's yellow let it mellow, if it's brown flush it down, if it's bloody tell somebody, if it's toothpaste you're brushing your teeth wrong
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Astronauts poop their pants constantly and are national heroes, but a toll booth operator can't even do it twice without some kind of reprimand?
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Let me see that thong. Thanks. Ok nevermind, thought I might have left my keys in there.
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William Hurt, or as he is known to his friends, Bill Ouchies
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Vladimir Putin on the Ritz Carlton Dance Hall Days of Thunder Lips from Rocky 3, welcome to Stank Town Rodeo
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These boots were made for walking by the tiny, exhausted hands of child laborers
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Doctor doctor, gimme the news, I gotta bad case of blood in poo
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He watched as she walked out of his life forever, his heart growing full with regret, his scrote globes growing heavy with the bitter boner yogurt of
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Beans, beans, the musical fruit. The more you eat, the more you grow to appreciate the subtle beauty of the clarinet.
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