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Hey Steve, This is your boss. I've been impersonating this idiot on these forums to catch you in a lie like this. I do this with all our employees based on their likes. You should see the posts Janine from accounting makes on the Cupcake Wars forums. Anyway you better get in here quick. Thanks

Whipping a dead horse? HA, that reminds me of this dead crow I once knew....

Gotta tell you, disparaging popcorn on this forum is not gonna go over well.

Man a lot of words sure do make an O sound

For all of you thinking of siding with the crabs just wanted to give you a preview of your next stop

What critter you guys think is 69 on the scareville scale? Probably a beaver. haha just kidding i'm not sure what it would be

hey Sam, do you know if girls actually like dad bods or am i lying to myself? lemme know soon pls

you guys got kenny rogers roasted in that PCG. You gotta hit the emotional nerve with the question like i did. Good episode. It's like all the boys want to do is put out good episodes. Give us a break will ya?!?!?

Lol love us

There's multiple captain Marvels. And the fact that you assumed I meant the woman hurts me to my core

Good job Ashley. I was gonna say you're like Jessica Jones but I've decided since it's 2016 I don't need to compare girls to other girls so I'm gonna say you're more like a Captain Marvel. Are you impressed with how progressive I am?

Don't sweat it lizzy. Think about it this way. There's like fifty forum people laughing at what an idiot he is. Bet he can't say that. Also I was gonna suggest we play a game where we decide which flavor of popcorn we each are cause I'm such a Jalapeno cheddar but then I got distracted at the flavor that appears to be zebra. Anyone got any ideas about that

Hey Mr. Nobody is it difficult to get things done when you're just a head? (No body, get it guys?)

When people say all dogs go to heaven that's just an expression right? Cause I was once trying to cross this stream in my cousin's backyard and when I was half way across using these stepping stones some neighbor dog jumped in which startled me and I fell pretty hard. I don't wanna worship a God who would give eternal salvation to that guy.

How fast can you do that Anna Kendrick cups song? I was trying to do it on the bus once and the guy next to me just kept staring. I figured he wanted to join in so I slid then slowly onto his lap. He got really pissed even though the cups where those cool old Batman glass mugs you could get at McDonald's. Do you think he didn't remember where they were from? What could I have done to improve this situation?

Hey what's up Mr Efron? Is chili really supposed to not have beans in it or are people from Texas full of shit?

The rabbit hole I went down on related video drink reviews is a lot deeper than one would imagine.

I love whenever they play music on the show. I'm also a bit embarrassed to say I unironically listened to teenage dirtbag multiple times after hearing it today

We're actually a Surface family

Here's my picture of Hayes adopting animals. Hope it's acceptable

I missed you the most Chanson. I feel like I'm taking your place as "most gets yelled at for being sexist".

So did anyone else enjoy the national championship game like i did. Don't really care for Bama but I do like getting drunk on a Monday with bad consequences for my career

I'm deleting this post. It's not a good thing to talk about

Well look it doesn't work on empowered women.