AstronomicalCat

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IRIE

HAROLD RAMIS WAS A ROBOT(DON'T JOKE ABOUT IROBOT)

"That old coiled spring" is by far one of PFT's best self-christenings. I am going to engrave it on his grave---which he hopefully never recieves, until he is ready, or by sheer ruse of faking his death. What a slinky of a man.

When Leo Carpazzi's new song started, I screeched like a battle owl and threw my Howl-listening device into the wall.

I Hope Senpai CHOCOTAW Will Notice Me

For a second I thought it was Josh Fenderman instead of Wayne Federman. #ThisMoneyDidntComeWithInstructions #BigWins #BigFins

Welcome to Cumedy Bangu Bang! Roar roar roar, I'm your host, Beat Don'tstoperman. What monthis is it? I'm scared.

This week on Comedy Bang Twice, I've got Doc ACHT on the ones and twos. Spidermen, watch out until end of the month. Ehh, see this is why I never read these things. You got sloppy, Astronomical Cat. Stick to catchphrases.

Put down those puppy fists, papa. You've done did it. Congratz on catching the phrase this week.

If Elves were real, do you think they'd like your show? Would you try to cater the show to them at all? Finally, is there a fictional race you're already attempting to woo with this Spontaneous Nation of yours? P.S. I really like all of your shows and you're very funny and sometimes it's overwhelming.

Welcome to Comedy Bang Twice! This is your host, Black holes on my dick. Heynong man. This isn't that kind of show. Shame on you Astronomical Cat. This isn't one of those cock talk internet shows. For shame. Nice catchphrase though.

Welcome to Comedy Bang Twice! I'm your host, Swine Sorcerehog. Thanks for the shitty catchphrase, Astronomical Cat.

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If i ever get a tattoo on my beautiful winged feline body, this will be it.

Welcome to Comedy Dingaling-DING DONG! I'm your host, Faust Dealerman for another week. It's ACHT-ober, baby! (Direct Paul F. to laugh in the background here) Well that was stupid. Thanks for nothing, AstronomicalCat.

Welcome to Comedy Dingaling-DING DONG! I'm your host, Faust Dealerman for another week. It's ACHT-ober, baby! (Direct Paul F. to laugh in the background here) Well that was stupid. Thanks for nothing, AstronomicalCat.

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