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Setup into punchline? More like punchlimes. I have limes for fists. That's the joke.
AstronomicalCat posted a topic in New Catchphrase Suggestions
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EPISODE 12 — T.G.I.G.O.T.G.OST with Sean Clements and Hayes Davenport
AstronomicalCat replied to JulyDiaz's topic in With Special Guest Lauren Lapkus
This eppy had me shaking my Groot Shoot with laughter! Can't wait for my order of BIG BAGS to arrive! And yea, super-hyper niche podcast perfection. It was like Teenz Talkin' TCGS but with a smear of Traci Reardon at the end like a horny cherry on top! TOOGOOD Also the HH guys have very listenable voices and now I am more curious about the content of their podcast considering how easy it might be to listen to it. Hope they have more bed-sharing and/or bad-meat stories on Handbook. -
With this episode I am finally caught up with Nerd Poker. It is a bittersweet mountain to have climbed because my favorite character has died. I don't mean to step on AnimatedBeaver's pixelated and vastly more talented feet but I made something in honor of Lyra the Bearblaster. She never took shit from anyone and stabbed a variety of things to death. I hope she comes back as a wraith and kills all the giants forever.
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Yea, I did a spit take at that line then the following "It's not about the homos! It's about the sign!" Jerry Minor is a gift to mankind(and the ladies WOOOWOOOWOOOWOOO) Huge megafan of Mr. Show too and its ever so comforting to hear them nerd out about it. Once again the interview being broken up and framed via Raj and Chad made the pacing really lovely. Warming up to Chad, and exactly as he pointed out Raj and Jerry really get real. They juggle those grim tones with humor so well. Like the indomitable Calvin Twins once said "You gotta laugh". As you mentioned HipsterNonsense, having those two deliver bad news is incredibly palatable and at some level therapeutic. Assuming they could keep this same chemistry while high on dabs, they could start a news podcast and call it "Hashing It Out".
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HOORAY!
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If you're going to sleaze, sleaze with meat. Porkloins like this never last.
AstronomicalCat posted a topic in New Catchphrase Suggestions
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And on bass guitar... Strings! Also frets. There's a string guide there too.
AstronomicalCat posted a topic in New Catchphrase Suggestions
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Episode 327 — Bang! Bang! Into Your Mouth!
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Absolutely. Personally waiting for Sans Shorts with H. Sanz and B. Schwartz, a no-pants hour of comedy. -
Not a catchphrase, but a message to fellow catchphrase posters.
AstronomicalCat replied to jaymanthegreat's topic in New Catchphrase Suggestions
Waking kills the dream, people and self-awareness is the red pill. With that said, there's essentially three catchphrases. Ones that are fun to say(Rhyming, Tongue twisters, Difficult wordage). Ones that are clever.(Subversion of expectations, Astute observations) Ones that are silly. (Absurd statements, Goofy and/or Lewd) There is a fourth secret catchphrase which is the meta-catchphrase but I don't think we've ever gotten one. Most of what's been mentioned is the usual trend for Scotty, however he's a rascal and likes to break form once and while to keep it frisky. My honest advice is to mention bass guitars cause that seems to work. -
GASP! Maybe we'll get a Mono Bobbo bonus eppy!
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Pound it Pound it Don't walk around it. Be that classy guuuuuuuuuuuuuuy~
AstronomicalCat posted a topic in New Catchphrase Suggestions
Welcome to Comedy Bang Bang In Your Mouth -
Episode 3 - The First Ever Very Special Secular February Christmas Episode
AstronomicalCat replied to JulyDiaz's topic in The Hooray Show with Horatio
I want to make it absolutely clear, I would accept a 40 minute podcast of House of Pies's Benjiman Schawz singing the Ducktales theme. Doubly so if its exactly 40 minutes. I'm curious where the musical game of roulette would fall. In my heart I pray it ends with "duck blur" and then silence. Until that glorious day, likely brought to us on Wolfpop, I will happily accept Jerry Minor spinning us delightful yarns and maybe, if we're lucky, treating us to some smooth tunes. HYPED FOR HOORAY -
Ring ring ring. Ring ring ring. Nobody is allowed to use this as a ringtone.
AstronomicalCat posted a topic in New Catchphrase Suggestions
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Party people. They're the people who like to party and we hunt them. We will never stop hunting them.
AstronomicalCat posted a topic in New Catchphrase Suggestions
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Episode 3 - The First Ever Very Special Secular February Christmas Episode
AstronomicalCat replied to JulyDiaz's topic in The Hooray Show with Horatio
HOORAY -
"The ball hits the stick and the stick hits back. And then you pretend a ghost is there." I think The Little One Benjamin Sussex really summed up the entirety of Comedy Bang Bang's narrative run and its evolution of "Yes, and?" with that one.
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Jim Rash Presents: ENCINO MAN LIVE! would topple all other forms of entertainment. Also they totally didn't mention the incredible Sean Austin who just kills in that movie and plays perfectly with a weed-rippened Pauly Shore.
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How much missile could a missiletruck truck if a missiletruck could truck missiles.
AstronomicalCat posted a topic in New Catchphrase Suggestions
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This is a Dean come true!
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"I can grasp him... if you let me"
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Megahot show with megafunny laughs. Completely lost my shit the first time "Lets take some calls" came up and flew out the room terrified the second time I heard it in the fear that I might actually die from laughter. These episodes are getting dangerous.
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I don't want the world, I just want your laughs.
AstronomicalCat posted a topic in New Catchphrase Suggestions
Why are we womping up again? Why is it mustard and not pants? Why are the levels rising up Engineer Cody Sam? ITS BRAND NEW PODCAST FOR 2015! COMEDY BANG BANG BRAND NEW EPPY CANTWAITFOR ....PLUUUUUUUUUUUUGGGGSSSSS -
BONUS? MORE LIKE BON US! CAUSE US IS FRENCHY GOOD AFTER AN EPPY LIKE THIS. BOLD PLEDGE. I'm sure PFT is drinking slowly somewhere, planning his defiant return regardless of this declaration of no more repeat guests.