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I fear we've flown too close to the sun.

Do you have PayPal and also do you have connections to the Mafia and maybe also real quick do you think rip off is just something Magic Mike does?

No, no. Wait. I have more quarters. Let's keep playing. I'll go easy, I swear. Please keep posting. This game is so fun and my mom isn't gonna pick me up for another hour cause her Hip-Hop Zumba class always runs late. Please play. You can by Ryu this time. I promise I'll enter your initials if I get another high score. I promise.

Keep up, folks.

If Weird Al, Star Jones, Ringo Starr, Warren Buffet and Bart Starr joined Storage Wars and got in a feud outside a celebrity storage facility and cattle ranch over who had the lamest retro Star Wars t-shirt from the Disney retail outlet, would the headline be: Stalwart Steers Stare Where Stars Store Wares as Storage Wars Stars Starr, Warren, Star, Weird and Starr Stir War On Who Wore Worst Worn Star Wars Store Wear ? Hmm?

And the famous LaCrotch.

My crowning achievement.

Mmm. Yes. Rotty Totties agrees.

Scott Anchorman is a big Coldplay-head (a.k.a. Cold Playboy), you know. I think it's done on his insistence. Look at those stars, he says. Look how they shine for you. They're all yellow.

Felt inspired. Tried to capture the terror.

I have a dream that Sean and Hayes will one day live in a nation where they will be judged by the quality of their comedy and not by the the content of their characters. But really, I've started to hear this criticism of the show a lot lately and it's very confusing. Beneath the thin veil of sarcasm, the show is very clearly 100% playful, 0% mean. I rarely read/hear people lay this kind of thing on i4h, which, while great, is unabashedly mean spirited and judgmental at times... even outside the realm of comedy. Do people genuinely not get that Sean and Hayes are making fun of themselves more than they are anyone else?

1. Your three most recent credits on IMDb are Thirst, Kiss Me and a weekly series entitled Mistresses. I know you're trying to get his attention, but what kind of man do you take Hayes for? 2. Jess Davenport is already a reserve center for the WNBA's Indiana Fever. She's 215 pounds and widely known for her rebounding and blocking ability. How would you rebound after Hayes blocked your suggestive advances? Also can you even ball?

I dated a girl named Jennifer Law once. That was back when I had a lisp.

Correcting the hosts, I see. Who do you think you are? Mister Smart or something? EDIT: Oh.

Bollywood Banned Book The Narnold can host.

Left the afterparty at 2 AM, was into work at 7:30. Been nursing a serious Hollywood Hangover since before dawn. And the nightmare garbage sleep I got wherein I was chased by a sword-wielding, multi-colored-afro-wearing Blues Traveler cover band who played on an endless loop a men's rights activism themed Runaround parody until their voices were all but strained whispers certainly hasn't helped.

When it came to taking requests, Andy was giving us... The runaround... EDIT: I give up.

You'll need a Google account and a web browser or the mobile app. But, most importantly, you'll need one of these:

Alt me. Brgrho@icloud.com Is there a do-not-call list for email?

Did a new episode really drop or is this Engler trying to get attention again? Re-PFT is a bigger get than Bono or a 5'8" small Rupert Grint. Worried, though... You don't just bring in the Olivia Pope Gordon Ramsay of podcasts for shits and giggles. Riddle me that.

Not much reading at this point, though. It's pretty much just a picture book.

I eat Tim's trends for breakfast. EDIT: Sorry. I meant I eat Tim Horton's for breakfast and don't know what comes after 537.

Joe McGurl is clearly unaware of my frustrating habit of secretly editing posts multiple times before being satisfied.

Should we tell Chanson that the dollar is technically a monetary union?