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  7. Posted

    I had to pull off onto the side of the road while listening to this just to calm down a little bit. I did not think a podcast could get any spookier than Eliza's episode, but now i long for those fraught puppet days

     

    I love you guys, and as soon as I can buy girl scout cookies online I'm going to send you both two big boxes of samoas (and maybe help out little Sam be the neighborhood lead)

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  8. Posted

    YES I MEAN A BEST OF!!

     

    but for notebooks, best ofs are the tabs you put in the notebooks, like this

     

    r0MEX0L.jpg

     

    So for example one tab would be, insead of graphics, "look like a peach", one tab would be shredding the mountain on a turtle shell, one tab could be mouse skellington, etc

     

    Segments that make you buss up without being super familiar with the lair

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  13. Posted

    I was driving to work in my Miata today, thinking about a lot of stuff, dodging traffic, taking detours, and just enjoying me when I remembered that Hollywood Handbook still has a long way to go before it meets its goal of beating the wolf den butt, and trust me i'm surprised the show isn't called Den Wolf, it'd make about as much sense as anything else going on in this crazy messed up world these days

     

    So the show needs ears, listens, and rave reviews, but how to sell it? Ordinarily I'd walk around in a hilarious T shirt and let that do the work for me but we all know how that's working out. A more sophisticated measure is called for

     

    Now in a handbook, when you come across important information you need saving, what do you do? If you're my little antonio you probably put a piece of gum in there and god bless his heart he's really close on the important concepts there, but what the REST of us do is, we tab it. We take out our multicolored tabs and put a tab in color coded for how that particular scoop made us FEEl. tabs for things that are funny, tabs for things that are smart, good,a nd funny, things that are smart and funny, and things that are funny and good, i'm preaching to the choir here you get me

     

     

    so i thought: why not make some tabs for our most important handbook of all, our hollywood handbook. and no i'm not talking about the physical copy that magically writes in itself and takes you on fantastic adventures like you get with the pro version, i'm talking about, sort of...editing, sort of engineering our favorite segments into one, long segment, that's still bite sized enough that we can show it to our friends, families, and loved ones, but i can't do it alone and i'm not even sure i can do it legally

     

    but if you heart is true, and you love tabs, learning, and being fun, please use this discussion space to share your most cherished hollywood handbook moments, and together maybe we can tab out and make something beautiful

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  14. Posted

    Actually, when Kanye West was asking Sean Hazie for advice on how to make the perfect album, there's a little lyrics that you might find VERY interesting and it goes a little something like

     

    Russel Brand/ Russel Crowe

    Zero Zero Zero, a whole lot of Os

     

    Sound familiar? How big of a number is zero?

     

    Bzzt, Pencils down: it isn't

     

    It's actually quite...small...small...small....

     

    kanye basically owes them his career, so do i even need to spell it out for you? we know whether or not sean and hayes are interested

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  15. Posted

    Hey, I really love you guys and I'd like to show my appreciation by making a donation to Hollywood Handbook. I think it would be cool if we could all donate this week to show Sean and Hayes that our forum is the strongest forum in the universe. I just donated $20. I think the rule should be $20 and under, since I'm sure most of us are stingy and selfish.

     

    And, I don't mean to step on UTU2TM's toes, but can we get some t-shirts in here?

     

    As a dad, I understand the importance of making sacrifices for the people I love, so that's why making a donation when I see other people doing it was an easy decision for this lovable bear

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  18. Posted

    so, Iliza was doing something very interesting this episode, and i don't know if a lot of you guys picked up on it, but

     

    when Iliza, was talking about ebonics being taught in public schools by leftagoonos to keep, i'm not going to say the word but you know which shade of people i'm referring to, down...she was doing something called "puppy whistling"

     

    and oh man my ears were ringing almost the entire time. to normal people, it seems like she just cares about children. but, if you're in the know, or if you're like me and you know how to understand it, what she's really saying is that she stands against the texas board of education and their attempts to keep interesting hollywood facts out of 9th grade history textbooks

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  20. Posted

    dear sean and hayes, sometimes when i'm reading the splitsider website i hear them and see them talk about the cool kids/comedy nerd tables and how they keep shy introspective people like dane cook down, and i was wondering if you had any advice for how to find the cool nerd jock club comedy table and club and how to join it, and even if you know how cool jocks and nerds came to get along at the comedy table in the first place, i thought jocks hates nerds, science, and the avengers but shows what i know, it's been a while since i smelled that public school hall smell (sometimes i drop off less fortunate children to public schools as a community service but am taking an "extended summer" this year, along with them)

     

    this is advice is for my son Antonio, thank you

  23. Posted

    still my favorite HH episode, non stop loffs all the ways through...

     

    -"We're The Millers"

    -tarantula bite dude's dick

    -cochran unable to comprehend why a skellington is so frightening and hayes responding "Have you ever seen that before?" in the greatest tone of voice I have ever heard

    -the spooky sounds s&h make in the background when cochran is talking about his mom

    -"is her head is a skull?"

    -"When you're writing TV with your mom, in a rocking chair together.."

     

    I could keep typing--but long story short, I never get tired of relistening to this episode and Im jealous JacobC bought the pro version that week

     

     

    sorry to go off topic, but I get irrationally excited whenever someone brings up that episode.

    -

     

    i do not think i have listened to that one yet, and now i will. thanks for the recommendation and enthusiasm my man

     

    i do not know if it will top my friend jordan morris' episode, but i'll give anything a fair shake

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