ONLY if you like to hear Scott Aukerman & Ben Schwartz SING!

[ONLY if you like to hear Scott Aukerman & Ben Schwartz SING!]

Thanks Dan for the dirpy.com recommendation (and Bernard for directing me to drippy).

[ONLY if you like to hear Scott Aukerman & Ben Schwartz SING!]

I have put the audio on Soundcloud, but I'm not sure if it can be downloaded from there https://soundcloud.c...-music-marathon

 

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[ONLY if you like to hear Scott Aukerman & Ben Schwartz SING!]

Here's almost 30 minutes of them doing just that...

 

[You Must Be Pluggin' Somethin']

[She gets too hungry for dinner at eight and who can blame her? Eight's far too late. She dines at seven, the bread unleavened. That's right-]

the lady is a jew.

[Son of the Mask (2005)]

6% on Rotten Tomatoes? That's VERY generous. I just caught "Son of the Mask" on cable, a film so horrible I couldn't turn away (just like a train wreck). Fortunately I only tuned in halfway through so my night wasn't totally ruined

This is a bizarre film, which is shot in the style of those crazy Tex Avery cartoons (or the opening of "Who Framed Roger Rabbit?"), but with none of the wit. There are many questions posed by "Son of the Mask", including (1) when the baby copies Michigan J. Frog singing "Hello My Baby", where does the music come from? and (2) How did this get made?

[If you build it, they will draw penises on it.]

8----

[What's up, Hotdog? Hmmm, I like it .... hey wait a cottin' pickin' minute! That was the OLD catchphrase, dickhead!]

What's up, Hotdog? Hmmm, I like it .... hey wait a cottin' pickin' minute! That was the OLD catchphrase, dickhead!

["I got 2 tablets, so call me Moses. I like freeing my people. And guns. And roses."]

I got two low-hanging testicles, so call me old. I like to complain about stuff. And sitting down carefully.

[I swear, that apple got those bruises falling out of a bag.]

Yes, maybe, but what about the cruelty you inflicted on the old bag, sticking apples inside her?

[My extra-sensitive toothpaste gets upset when I use other toothpastes.]

Oh, ain't that the tooth!

[Seventy six trombones led the big parade, With a hundred and ten cornets close at hand. They were followed by rows and rows of bored teenagers.]

I like this. I laughed. I wondered what happened to the finest virtuosos.

[I'm Interstellar, that's why I love "A Streetcar Named Desire".]

I'm Interstellar, that's why I love "A Streetcar Named Desire".

[If you dress to the right, can your opinions be to the left?]

If you dress to the right, can your opinions be to the left?

[Years from now when you speak of me, please be kind.]

Years from now when you speak of me, please be kind

[Escape Plan (2013)]

I agree- this is a giant star-studded turd. Well - worth skewering. So much bad acting (Jim Caviezel most notable), so many plot holes. PLEASE give this film the HDTGM treatment it deserves!!

[Pretty Plugs]

http://soundcloud.co...ts-pretty-plugs

[Comedy Der Bingle Bang - "PLUGS"]

http://soundcloud.co...ts-pretty-plugs