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    It's so refreshing to hear the boys expose that stupid Cars movie as being a ripoff of Roald Dahl's beloved Chitty Chitty Bang Bang script. We've all been thinking it!

     

    I was also pleasantly shocked that Erin seemed to instantly have a story ready for my "Whats the meanest thing you've done to a parent?" question, but then somewhat unpleasantly shocked that her answer wasn't "Steal their kid, become their new parent, and then fuck them in front of a train."

     

    Thanks Sean and Hayes!

     

    edit- I also wanna say, I for one think you did a great job at being funny Brett! If only you could apply that same level of skill into making the engineer sounds...

    Wouldn't a better answer be fuck them in their ass with their wife's head on the front lawn?

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    I've been drinking ciroc because it represents a lifestyle that I aspire to live. And tomorrow is Father's Day so my wife has assured me I can sleep in and she will get me Taco Bell breakfast.

     

    Just wanted to say the forums have been everything I've dreamed of and u all are very smart and funny and cool and nice.

     

    Enjoy your holiday if you're a dad and if not feel free to send your dad a cool emoji as a thanks for him raising u.

    What if I am not a dad and my dad was a lame duck and there is no Taco Bell within a hundred kilometres?

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    Guess whose mom scored tickets to 2015 US Open, which just so happens to be located at beautiful Chambers Bay park and golf course in University Place, WA (one of Dreidel's favorite places to shit).

     

    No, she's not taking me, her first and only child, with her. But she is giving me the privilege of driving her and waking up at 4:00AM, which is why I'm writing this. So, Mom, if you read this, I hope you start dating a famous golfer today because I'm over this shit.

     

    Maybe if you took your son to fancy world championship sporting events he wouldn't feel the need to make internet friends on a podcast forum. So who's laughing now, mom?

    Let me guess, you deserve to go because you're a man and she doesn't because she's a woman?!

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    chicknsandwich why do you choose to live in a city that you hate?

     

    Don't have time to watch the whole hangout so I'll just assume I was discussed at length. Thanks for the kind words, everyone.

     

    I guess I will post pictures of me + Lydon and me + Mean Detective soon. Not yet. Think of this as the teaser for that post.

    RanRan, you're not dressed properly for the Teaser Freezer! You'll catch a cold!

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    I bet president Obama would make a sweet basket ball video with Hayes and Sean if it was a viral video. Imagine a 3 on 3 game when S&H and Barry Obama play on a team against Kim Jong Un, the ghost of Osama Bin Laden, and Andrew Ti. They play for the fate of America. Lots of quick cuts of Obama dunking on evil guys. Sean doing a hooky shot, and Hayes draining 3 pointers because he's got that long game on lock. At the end the good guys share a ciggy and high five.

    Oh, and by the way Jimmy Fallon is playing the ghost of Bin Laden and he's constantly breaking character.

    Feel free to use this scenario guys.

    Well, Obama might just be on the guys' radar now, so he might get an invite.

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