watchayakan
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Hey Erin, I only knew to ask questions because Greggy said as much on Facebook. Wasn't that nice of him?
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Erin, how do I get the cutie girls to lick my butthole?
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Erin, goodbye...?
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watchayakan, How many marks out of 10 would you give Ireland?40 shades of green.
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But seriously, I love it. I had convinced myself to look into moving here one day when I get back but then a Canadian expat informed that your healthcare coverage isn't that great.
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If only I could think of something Irish that the English claim is theirs.
This is my favourite post of any forum ever.
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I'm not sure any of these definitions can quite sum up how anyone feels about the Television show "Entourage".
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P.S: Congrats on posts
300 already? I feel like I barely post here.
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ADC, are you a fan of it then?
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Guys, am I supposed to like or not like Entourage? I have never seen it, but it sounds like the most confusing show in terms of what people with good taste like.
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Sean and Hayes: Fellini. Speak on that.
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You can just MAKE a shirt?!
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I'm actually awake for once when questions might be asked and nothing? This timezone has proved less than useful.
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It was my bday Monday btw guys. =(
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Also, I've decided to friend people on FB because apparently that's what Internet peeps do. I'm the portly Michael.
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EDIT: nvm too spooky.
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[so, we are finally here at the historic 100th Survivor Season Finale. And what a Season it has been with lots of back-stabbing, ultra-alliances, violent family visits and gross-out medvacs. Last week saw our favourite villian Kass voted out to leave a final 3 of Noel Gallagher, Chris Martin from Coldplay and fan fave Joe McGurl. We now join our ever youthful dear leader President Jeff Probst, as he welcomes the audience and viewers at home.]-------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------
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Jeff Probst: "Welcome everyone, both live in-studio and at home on your ShowFace devices, to the Season Finale of Survivor: Second Chansons, the most popular show in the World."
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The crowd goes wild.
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Jeff P: "Joining me here are my co-hosts Sean and Hayes from Hollywood Handbook, the Podcast, Movie and Video Game"
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Hayes: "Welcome to Survivor Finale an insiders guide to the lined-up castaways of this season we call Second Chansons"
Sean "Whatup, whatup"
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The crowd goes wild.
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Jeffy P: “Now, Sean and Hayes, before we get to the votes, who do you think is going to win this Season and be named the castaway that Outwitted, OutSmarted, Outfunnied and OutCooled ?”
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Sean: “Well Probsty, this has been a great Season. We saw ol’ Noel makes some real hard moves to get to the final 3, and Chris Martin from Coldplay made some great social moves in the game, but Joe McGurl has really been on a winning streak -- he won every Immunity Challenge and really controlled the game. So, I would have to give it to McGurl for the win.”
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Hayes nods his head in agreement and The crowd goes Wild.
Probsty: "Okay, I have to say I one hundred percent agree with you Sean and looks like everyone here does too. Okay let’s get to it, the vote count !
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Jeffrey P climbs into a hot-air balloon and balloons across the stage. He jumps out of the balloon, pulls on a pair of rollerskates and skates over to where the final 3 sit.
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Probst: “Before I read the votes, I have a couple of questions for our final 3.”
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The crowd goes mildly groany
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JP: “Noel, at the family visit, your brother Liam came on which we all remember”
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A clip plays of Noel and Liam happily reuniting and hugging for 5 seconds before Noel starts punching Liam in the face yelling “fuck you, pretty boy”.
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The crowd goes completely Wild and a fight breaks out between two guys in the front row. Jeff straps on his rocket back-pack, flies over to where the fight is and handily smacks down the two dudes until security takes them out. Jeff jet-packs back to the stage.
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Probst: “Noel, how are things with your brother now?”
Noel G: “That f*****g cunt can s**k my d***k”
Probst” “Okay, now, onto you Chris Martin. Everyone here remembers what happened at the food auction right?”
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The audience cheers and laughs simultaneously.
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A clips plays of Trader Jeff’s when Chris Martin of Coldplay bid all of his money on a covered item which was revealed to be some kind of Goop.
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Jeff: “Chris, you have bid your money on some kind of Goop. If you eat this, the whole tribe will get a bag of beans to take back to camp”
CMoC: “What’s innit ?”
Jeff: “I can’t reveal that until after you’ve eaten it …. all of it”
Chris looks around at the rest of the tribe who are pleading with him to just eat it already. Joe McGurl comes up, puts a hand on CM’s shoulder and says “we’re here for you Chris, you can do this”
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After CM finishes the last of the Goop, Jeff hands him a bag of beans to take back to camp.
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Jeff: “How was it?” he asks Chris
CMoC: “Salty and kind of Goopy”
Jeff: “Well, you just ate mushed-up paper copies of all of your ex-wives blog posts about cleanses. Also, I pissed on them”
The clip ends with Chris puking and Joe McGurl rubbing his back.
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Back in studio, the camera cuts to Gwyneth and Jennifer Lawrence sitting awkwardly next to each other in the audience.
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The crowd is really enjoying that.
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Jeff: “And finally, our last member of the Final 3, Joe McGurl.”
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The camera cuts to Malcolm and “No-Collar” Joe waving “#1 Handsome Boy” signs
The crowd goes wild.
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Jeff: “Now, McGurl, you played a pretty flawless game. How did you do it ?”
Joe: “Well, I made some great alliances, found a bunch of immunity idols, won a tonne of challenges and never had my name written down once Jeff”
Jeff: “And, after you won the last immunity challenge, you really could have taken anyone to the final with you, yet you didn’t bring a goat such as Kass.”
Joe: “Well Jeff, Noel and Chris were my alliance from the start and I wanted to honor that. At the end of the day, Jeff, I just knew that I had Outwitted and Outhandsomed these guys.”
The crowd cheers. Someone from the audience shouts out “We love you Joe”.
Jeff: “Okay, let’s read the votes !”
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Jeff climbs into a canoe and paddles down the makeshift white-water rapids that had been built in the studio to another separate stage. At the end of the river Jeff does a quick canoe roll for the audience and climbs out of the canoe, soaking wet.
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Jeff starts to read out the votes: “Joe, Joe, Joe, Joe …”
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With each Joe the crowd cheers.
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Jeff: “And the Winner of Survivor: Second Chansons is Joe McGurl”
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Noel and Chris Martin from Coldplay shake Joe’s hand and Sean and Hayes high-five each other.
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The audience goes to watch Wild, the Reese Witherspoon movie.
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The End.
by Dalton Ross Matthews, Entertainment Monthly.
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Happy birthday Joe !
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No seriously, I LOVED this.
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As they were doing the cork bit I was on a bus leaving Cork. I wonder if they will do limericks as I am entering Limerick.
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Also, the boner shutouts had me bussin up.
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Also guys, in case I am eaten in Europe, I just have to get off my chest that I worked really hard on the linked post and it's not fair that just because I have no creative talent I don't get likes.
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Forumers, you all seem to have the cultural preferences of a middle-aged, tea-drinking British woman !!!!Tea-drinking British women love Pink Floyd and Lost?
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Guys, I'm thinking my plan of hiking through Ireland alone is a bad idea and my plane leaves in 9 hours. Also, I know they shoot Game of Thrones there so do they have wild direwolves???
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neckbeard counts double so it cancels out the fact that you don't play instrument drink beerHow much is having seen every Wes Anderson film worth?
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This is not a very diverse forum. If I had to guess, I'd say the majority of forumers are white males in their 20s-30s, college educated, bearded, play an instrument (guitar), like "indie" movies and music, and probably some of those craft beers too. Does that sound about right?Does neckbeard count? Also I do not play an instrument or drink craft beers.
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Podcast Quarterly Renewal, Wet Hot American Summer, Lost, Pink Floyd, Montreal, turquoise, Alison Brie, 137, Jim.
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Hey, Irish listeners, anyone want to get drinks in Dublin Monday night? I'll also be in Cork sometime in the next two weeks.
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You guys it's my birthday. Where's my group video? Thought it would be up by now.We all worked on it but I am that guy in the video:
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Don't forget our eyes receive images upside down and the brain corrects it.
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Joe, I had a portable Nintendo when I was a kid in the '90s, so take that.
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Hi everyone, you can stop wondering... I finally did it. I finished Mad Men.Â
Turns out, not funny.
What about the part with Peggy where I laughed?
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So does this mean that Brett is the fourth best engineer now?
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Also, I wanted to say this in here, but a lot of the negative comments in the CBB thread apply equally to the show as it is regular. Maybe they don't like the fact that S&H/HH are kind of parodies of Earwolf in general.
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Episode 87 — Whitmer Thomas and Clay Tatum, Our Close Friend
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Clearly Tara's song is best.