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KingOfCastle

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    Here's a Celebutip: If you want to save time when referring to Jennifer Lopez, just say "Jen Lopez" instead.

    By KingOfCastle, in New Catchphrase Suggestions

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    Welcome to Scream club. If you haven't seen the movie or you don't own a mask, leave now.

    By KingOfCastle, in New Catchphrase Suggestions

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    There's no use in cutting your head off, it will only grow back thicker. Take it from me, I did this. A memoir by Jon Favreau.

    By KingOfCastle, in New Catchphrase Suggestions

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    If you keep eating those scabs, you'll have no room left for dinner. Which is my scabs.

    By KingOfCastle, in New Catchphrase Suggestions

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    Spare the bean, spoil the taco.

    By KingOfCastle, in New Catchphrase Suggestions

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    Think of a number. Now divide it by 10. Divide it by 10 again. Now divide that number by 10. Divide the result by 10. Was...

    By KingOfCastle, in New Catchphrase Suggestions

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    Clean the colon, the colonel's comin'!

    By KingOfCastle, in New Catchphrase Suggestions

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    From Baha Boys to Baha Men, you've been with them every step of the way. Now watch as they make the courageous transformation into Baha Women on an...

    By KingOfCastle, in New Catchphrase Suggestions

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    It's not the size of the male genitals, it's the motion of them inside the female genitals. This of course is a metaphor for the importance of good...

    By KingOfCastle, in New Catchphrase Suggestions

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    When declaring that a vampire has gone batty, it's important for one to specify whether it has turned into a bat, or merely...

    By KingOfCastle, in New Catchphrase Suggestions

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    Stomp once for yes, twice for no, three times to snap his neck.

    By KingOfCastle, in New Catchphrase Suggestions

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    "I see," said the blind man peeing into the wind. And then he said, "Oh woops, I meant to say 'I pee' like, 'I am peeing right now.'"

    By KingOfCastle, in New Catchphrase Suggestions

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    With regular pigs' feet like these, who needs pickled pigs' feet?

    By KingOfCastle, in New Catchphrase Suggestions

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