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  3. Posted

    the secret is, when they look deep inside and are totally honest with themselves, everyone is a sean

     

    In the same way that everybody is a butt man (because boobs are nothing more than the butt of the upper front torso), if you really think about it, even Hayes is simply another type of Sean.

     

    Edit: Butt ladies, for the purposes of this analogy you are honorary buttmen.

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  4. Posted

    Did you have a successful third listen? Did you manage to get all the earplugs out? Did you see me looking in your window?

     

    I made it a lot further in, but then they made a reference I didn't get. Some show called Bosch. So I stopped listening, and I've made it up to the third ep of season two of Bosch. A couple more Bosch episodes and I think I'll get the reference, at which point I'm VERY confident I'll make it all the way through this week's HH.

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  11. Posted

    I knew all along that the show was going to end. Just follow the money, you rubes. Sean and Hayes --> Earwolf --> Scripps --> Haliburton --> Blackwater --> Blackfish documentary --> Seaworld --> Disney.

     

    The boys know too much, and aren't afraid to speak truth to power, so obviously our corporate overlords at Disney are having them silenced. Well let me be the first to offer my services to set up a pirate radio show. I'm pretty sure my phone has a microphone app, and I used to know how to make a website, so we'll have this baby up and running again in no time!

     

    Fellow Handbook-heads can support me and Sean and Hayes as we dodge the corporate bootheel by contributing to our Patreon.

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  13. Posted

    If no one likes the above post soon, I am going to delete it.

     

     

     

    ---edited to add:

     

    Thank you, Auden. You're a star.

     

    Nice, you're at the sexiest possible number of posts!

     

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    That's when two people are 69ing as quietly as they can so they don't wake up the third person, who is only pretending to be asleep but is actually super uncomfortable with all this.

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  15. Posted

    Hey Sean and Hayes, I know I haven't posted anything here in a while. Sorry, it's not you, its me. Just wanted to pop in and say don't be sad, I still listen to your show every time and it's getting better and better. I just hope that when you break through to the big time you won't forget about me hahaha. Kiss kiss, bang bang. (just kidding)

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  16. Posted

    Finally, a Castle episode! I probably won't listen, but I really hope the fellas talk about how they never even show his castle. I hope this doesn't step on their bits, which i bet are SO good, but hey Castle, ever heard of a little guy called Mamet? If you have the word "castle" in the title, you damn sure better show me a castle before the episode ends. Hahah, I mean, I can laugh about it now, but I'm genuinely furious.

     

    Edit: I meant Checkov, not Mamet. Whatever, like you're so perfect. Suck a butt, haters!

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  17. Posted

    im sorry Dalton im still your number one and big fan

     

    ROFLMAO, dude. Number one means peepee! You just roasted yourSELF bro. You're Dalton's peepee? Hahaha OK dude, then better stay out of my bed or my pants, because I dont want any peepee there.

     

    Smdh, bro. S M D H.

     

    Edit: sorry but I'm going to have to ask you to stay out of my swimming pool. Lol!

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  20. Posted

    Loved Yassir from his appearance on Crybabies.... lol jk idiots I don't listen to that show. I only know him from Chelsea Peretti related endeavors!!

     

    Fun fact: image meta data reveals that the pictures were taken for this ep on November 8th, I am looking into when the audio may have been recorded

     

    I had a weird feeling like this episode was recorded a while ago. Something about the energy felt weird to me. (This is not a bit.)

     

    Oh, also a funny thing happened to me recently that you all might be interested to hear about. A little kid with a clipboard came up to me and said "Hey mister! How much Yassir Lester do you want in your life, a] the amount you are currently getting, b] less, or c] more?" and I looked down at her and I said, "Mo', child! Mo' Lester!"

     

    Edit: Woah! 65 posts and its only Friday, what is this, 2015?!

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  22. Posted

    Every Black Friday I like to step back and think about my life and all the things I'm ungrateful for. Top of the list this year is Hollywood Handbook podcast. I know it's free and consistently one of my favorite things, but to me, the hour or so of delight I get from it each week doesn't even come CLOSE to making up for my resentment of the other 6 days and 23 hours that I'm angrily waiting for the next episode. Also, if they really want my gratitude they should do a lot more to personally engage with me even though they have tens of thousands of listeners. So in closing, fuck you guys and thanks for nothing. Love the show, can't wait till Tuesday!

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  23. Posted

    As always, thanks to Sean and Hayes for making the show be about me and specifics from my life. Tight piriformis? Foam roller? Seriously guys, where did you hide the camera in my house hahahaha.

     

    Edit: Oh, also I finally got around to finishing that joke I thought of more than a year ago. Sorry for the delay, I hope you didn't need it for anything urgent.

     

     

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    ...hell hath no fury like a woman corned. Get it?

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