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    WSGLL Best Of Year One

    The Pickup The! that one!
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    Best of 2015 Pt. 4

    last minute Carolla dig was awesome, thanks as ever!
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    What guest do you want to see?

    may I see the Wine List please?
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    Episode 16 - Jamie Denbo - Spotlight On: Mrs. Patti Raper

    Mrs. Raper sounds sorta like Katharine Hepburn and a little Joan Rivers sensibility. damn this show has the energy, thanks so much!
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    EPISODE 391 - 2015 Holiday Spectacular

    so all that practice was worth it, broh!
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    EPISODE 392 - The Holiday Womptacular

    such pandemonium! like a school shooting?
  7. love the filth!! It starts at the top Now it's spiraling down Works best when it's lost Diggin' under the ground Never mind it now We can bring it back It's total trash And it's a natural fact That I'm not no cow It's never the same It's more than a game Can't take it away Can't kill all the shame It's a guilty man That increased the crack It's total trash Sack 'em on the back With a heavy rock There he goes again Magic monkey friend Can I love the time That he seems to spend With all the kids in town? It starts at the top Now it's spiraling down Works best when it's lost Diggin' under the ground Never mind it now We can bring it back It's total trash And it's a natural fact That I'm not no cow
  8. this was a great one, so perfectly understated. thanks to everyone involved.
  9. I just came for the board shorts
  10. yes I agree! tell me it's not a huge stain on the Howl Empire that 17-year old Tracy has to worry about paying for her grandmother's "proper funeral" costs! Scott step up for fuck's sake!
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    Recommend Me An Ep

    impotent teamsters unite! it's #91 on Howl, and I recommend it
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    Recommend Me An Ep

    oh, you'll get some recommendations, you sly dog. but also check out the Comedy Bang! Bang! Wikipedia for which persons are on which episodes.
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    Ask Paul!

    and also, if I were on some sorta video game quest in which making Paul say "mission accomplished" was a thing that would gain me a new level... I already thought of it!
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    Ask Paul!

    was my earlier question about Lardo the Fly not a good one?
  15. this fucking thing scales new heights, thanks for sharing your vision of what podsplashing could be
  16. I am looking at the hands: the big one, the small one and the second one. Now I know - it is time and the time is now!
  17. yes it was a so very good episode. I do believe that the question "corn or flour" was about tortillas though.
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    Ask Paul!

    Hi Paul, did you know that there sure-as-shit IS a stage production of Lord of the Flies? I assumed there wasn't because it sounds ridiculous, and I assumed from your reaction to it during the episode that you thought the same. if you're interested I'll give you the full deets but maybe you knew all this and I'm just revealing myself as a Philistine. The Royal Shakespeare Company did it in 1995, is what I'm saying. I now own a copy of the "Acting Edition.". Freaky
  19. this is actually happening what a victory for our generation
  20. he only knows 200 words and one of them is "rebus" but he can't get past the first picture of the simplest rebus puzzle!
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    EPISODE 377 — Good Night In The Morning

    why was the Warren Report redacted at the part where they described what was on the President's car radio????
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    EPISODE 377 — Good Night In The Morning

    I was pushed to the same decision and I do NOT have misgivings
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    EPISODE 25 - 10th Circle of Hell

    I find desserts in nature sometimes, like out in the woods I mean. half-eaten package of little chocolate donuts
  24. I was so sure that the spider-composed Infiniti passenger would be giving the spider-composed Infiniti driver a bj but we never got there.
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