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    What guest do you want to see?

    Patrick Fischler
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    Would you rather theme

    I enjoy listening to the genuine WYR theme at 0.5x.
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    New Foam

    some of the hardest animals to fight don't have a nose bro
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    New Foam

    they say great Mayans stink alike. who says that? the Aztecs
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    EPISODE 338 β€” Be My Guest, Literally

    "why would I ever watch that?"
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    EPISODE 338 β€” Be My Guest, Literally

    how is it that there was no Max Fleischer cartoon wherein Popeye goes through the calendar and names all the months?
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    EPISODE 338 β€” Be My Guest, Literally

    it was a different time, when this was not considered proper to put on television a close-up of a woman's vagina as a baby is emerging from it, with all the blood and fecal matter and all of the attendant disgusting human juices that herald the arrival of another miserable soul on this stupid planet - that we call home.
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    EPISODE 338 β€” Be My Guest, Literally

    Don't Blame Me, I Experienced the Futility of Voting for the Other Guy
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    EPISODE 338 β€” Be My Guest, Literally

    Sebastian Cabot = Mr. French (The Family Affair) Jacques Tati the end
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    EPISODE 338 β€” Be My Guest, Literally

    "do I have to deliver Christmas presents to a bunch of goddamned bees?!?" oh man, I cried laughing again... way B.C.
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    EPISODE 338 β€” Be My Guest, Literally

    litigator = intimidator, not intimidated. HoHo's forevah!!!!
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    New Foam

    what did Mr. Davis' canine service animal say? I can see for Miles
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    EPISODE 337 β€” The Ying and the Yankovic

    what's hot, UpDog?
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    EPISODE 337 β€” The Ying and the Yankovic

    SO funny!! weirdo Al is supremely clever wow
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    EPISODE 334 β€” The Dream Team

    FINALLY something to make my Slovene wife care about this podcast
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    Episode 312 β€” Grounded Me@

    obviously the family version. we know how the game really ends, bro
  17. This must be what it’s like listening to the show. HAHAHA!!!!!
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    Episode BO2014.4 β€” Best of 2014 Pt 4

    any melancholy was probably result of thinking "how could we do better than all this so far?" but the answer is yes sure you can... keep going everybody! is that gash on your leg really why...
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    Episode 328 β€” Beatle Heaven

    Mall PacCartney what??
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    Episode 327 β€” Bang! Bang! Into Your Mouth!

    weed-infused tampons!
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    Weird theory about scott

    when he was 17, he dressed like Goofy (not a theory)
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    Variations on the name "Scott Aukerman"

    Fraught Clockrepairman
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    Variations on the name "Scott Aukerman"

    caulk blockerman
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    What guest do you want to see?

    Patrick Fischler would be an interesting guest.
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