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Topics posted by Karkle Cocoon
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You don't forgive the kangaroo who slammed your hand in the door of a Cadillac Escalade for their sake.You forgive the kangaroo who slammed your hand in the door of a Cadillac Escalade for your own.
By Karkle Cocoon, in New Catchphrase Suggestions
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Pro tip: The tip is great. I love the tip. Oh wait, I forgot the hyphen.
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To be or not to be, that is the extent of my great aunt's ability to quote Shakespeare unless you count the stuff she thinks is from the Bible
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Hey, arc of the moral universe, while you're bending toward justice how about picking up some cigarette butts
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Evel Knievel, Shmevel Knievel, I'll take Mel TormΓ©
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Sometimes you have to swing for the fences β Oops, I meant feces
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I was sad because I had no shoes. Then I remembered my thigh-high boots.
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Tonight we eat like kings, kings who eat plain macaroni
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Help is just a phone call away β unless you need help using phones
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The podcast that bids one dollar less than someone else on The Price Is Right
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Mock (Mock) Ing (Ing) Bird (Bird) Yeah (Yeah) State (State) Bird (Bird) Of (Of) Texas (Texas) Yee (Yee) Haw (Haw)
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The waiting is the hardest part except the tooth enamel
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Sleepy the dwarf dove off the fleet wharf when weepy white writers flew west
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