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Karkle Cocoon

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    Burlap, shmurlap: Generous lovers dry their teeth with rye bread

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    Tomato, tomahto, potato, you're smothering me

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    Shout a slapdash hello to a mouse named Kung Fu and wave toodle-oo to the book truck

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    Flip a coin, sister. Alacazam! Your feet-toes are insane now.

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    Ah, yes, the humble cinnamon roll: the poor man's cinnamon sexual intercourse

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    Playing "Delilah" on a lime green guitar always makes me want to compose two poignant personal essays, one titled "On the Sadness of Toys" and another called "Uncle Rebecca"

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    The gravy knows where the tailors pose metallic bows, Rose

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    Knock knock. Who's there? A can of seasoned turnip greens. A can of seasoned turnip greens who? THE MONSTERS WILL SLAP US!

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    Never let the slapping monsters sing you a lovely lullaby, for next will come a shocking wake-up by means of MONSTER SLAPPITY-SLAP!

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    Dream tonight of the slapping monsters as they will dream of their monstrous hands suh-mackin your face-cheeks to make skin-thunder.

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    Slaptastic, senator! Follow the food

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    Shutter the bag plant, Captain Crush! Our fingers won't stop snickering

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    A weinerschnitzel cooker-person by the name of Dee Dee Terrycloth is not the person to ask for paint

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    O ho ho, a tiny tad rhomboid, aren't we now, hmm?

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    Ask your stupid Frisbee dog if granny has a chance

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    Your business partner is a cat with hands

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    The public library borrowed my heart and never checked it in again. Good thing they had books on living without blood!

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    Two washed-up dads found new careers watering orchids with sasquatch tears

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    What the world needs now is an old-fashioned animal-fucking pantheon

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    Gassy Francis, Gassy Francis, come swallow a book

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    Man oh man, O'Malley ran one manic hambone band

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    The buck stops at the beanstalk, said Jack in his TED talk

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    I calls ya JERK chicken cuz Jamaican me mad

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    Koalas ain't exactly real bears, either -- *STEP*-dad

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    The glum girl knows nothing of balancing potatoes. The glad girl knows all of the things about dirt.

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