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The One (2001)
GrahamS. posted a topic in Bad Movie RecommendationsHonestly, it’s hard to believe this film hasn’t been done before. It is fucking bananas. I watched this while stoned, but I was sober enough to recognize that the characters speak in gibberish non-sequitors trying to make the plot seem mysterious, then when the plot is revealed, they speak only with exposition. Basically, there are multiverses and bad Jet Li is trying to kill all the other Jet Li’s so he can inherit their power and yadda yadda yadda. I have rarely seen a movie that has such a noisily expositional opening that explains NOTHING. Plus, since there are several realities, we get to see the same basic action sequence done twice so it can save money in the budget (?). Don’t know why else they would do it. yet it moves so fast and is so stupid that it’s a lot of fun, especially while not totally sober. And the special effects look really bad. And it has 14% on RT. And it’s free on Hoopla. Truly, I think this would make a great episode. Here’s a very funny review from Roger Ebert. https://www.rogerebert.com/reviews/the-one-2001
Mechanic: Resurrection (2016)
JayinKorea posted a topic in Bad Movie RecommendationsAfter almost falling asleep in the beginning of the movie. And no this doesn't make since.... Is he really In love?? OMG. HOW DID THIS GET MADE???
CRANK ALERT: Crank 3 May Get Made
Chainsaw Starring Nic Cage posted a topic in How Did This Get Made?http://www.cinemablend.com/new/Crank-3-Might-Actually-Happen-72937.html Prepare your bodies, jerks.
Quasar Sniffer posted a topic in Bad Movie RecommendationsThis is a movie in which Jason Statham plays Jason Statham and does Jason Stathamy things against Bad Guys, but it sports a cast that includes Nick Nolte, 'The Shield's' Michael Chiklis, 'Boardwalk Empire' and 'The Station Agent's' Bobby Cannavale, 'The Wire's' Wendell Pierce, and Tony Award Winner Patti LuPone. It's also directed and produced by Taylor Hackford, by the guy behind 'The Devil's Advocate' and 'Ray.' http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KgYaiLcByRo Oh yeah, and Jennifer Lopez is a real estate agent. Fucking... what?
Death Race (2008)
GregJ posted a topic in Bad Movie RecommendationsI'm busy doing something else at the moment on the computer but Death Race with Jason Statham is playing in the back round. While not actualy watching the movie i can hear every bit of it and some of the lines im hearing im thinking wtf is going on in this movie lol