Episode 255 — A Visit From Hee Hee-ll

[JulyDiaz 2797]

Twitter expert, comedian extraordinaire, and author Rob Delaney returns on this week’s episode of Comedy Bing! Bong! After a chat about poop, Twitter headquarters, and Rob’s new book, “Rob Delaney: Mother. Wife. Sister. Human. Warrior. Falcon. Yardstick. Turban. Cabbage,” a reincarnated Michael Jackson makes a special visit straight from Hell. Hee! Hee!

[DanEngler 5249]

Clanking chains. Spider web. Shamone.

[Syme 548]

So sorry, that wasn't Michael Jackson, it was Barack Obama.

[Bernard_Shakey 3484]

I just looked at the in-studio pics and only have one thing to say:

USE THE GOSH DARN COASTERS, FOR FUDGE SAKES!

(Sorry about my language.)

[seanotron 2307]

I just looked at the in-studio pics and only have one thing to say:

USE THE GOSH DARN COASTERS, FOR FUDGE SAKES!

(Sorry about my language.)

 

It's like these people never had grandmothers with antique end tables!

[CameronMascari 329]

I didn't know who Mookie was so I looked him up on the good ole google machine... I was expecting a retired NBA player who played for the warriors. No offense to the gentlemen I looked up, but I am glad it is this guy instead.

[justinmh05 1968]

Ya'all got muthafuckin worms in ya muthafuckin brains!

[nathanpierce 400]

Looking at the guest list, I didn't know how to feel about how good of a show this would be. Pretty great though so far. I WUZ WRONG.

[Hot - Slunch 772]

Very fun episode.

 

I demand more Mookie!

[klobbermang 532]

Ever since last week's plugs theme I can't get Brent Weinbach's R&B stylings out of my head. Please have him on again to create more joy.

 

Christian Finnegan in the house tonight, one love!

[seanotron 2307]

I would have said hee-hee-ing over the theme song = classic WYR blunder, but it clearly worked in MJ's favor.

[danlboone 15]

holy shit Scott's Adam Ant-ian "what DO you do?" got me good

[Xaston 98]

Hee Hee

[DEATHMAN 3317]

Why do Rob Delaney be so tall

[action52 554]

This episode's CAKES and PIES (formerly (CHEERS and JEERS)

 

CAKES to Scott for bringing back the beloved game "How you weigh?"

 

PIES to Rob Delaney for pawning his lucrative breast milk business on CBB. Using a PODCAST as a venue to try and sell a product or service? Have you no shame?

 

CAKES to Rob's publisher for recommending the current title over the one I tweeted to him. As much as I thought the title "Rob Delaney: Bad As I Wanna Be" had a nice ring to it, it turns out there is another memoir out there with a very similar title.

 

CAKES to whoever did that SPOT ON Michael Jackson impersonation--I almost thought I was listening to the real MJ come back to life!

 

PIES to me for spoiling the illusion for all the people who probably DID think it was the real MJ. Sorry guys!

 

CAKES to Michael Jackson and his great recommendation for bedtime listening. From now on every night I am having "I want my milk..." soothing me to sleep from my earbuds. Insomnia: OVER.

 

CAKES to MJ for specifying which Hitler he was talking about. I got really confused there for a second!

 

PIES to Satan for not having all the demons of hell do a giant Thriller reenactment. Considering you have the real Michael Jackson. you guys could probably get almost as many youtube views as that one Philippine prison!

 

PIES to Earwolf for making me hungry for buttery, juicy butthole when I've still got hours before my next lunch break.

 

PIES to everyone who expressed fondness for George Michael even though he is KNOWN to be a SODOMIST who has sex with other men. I don't care how great his music was, how can you say something positive about someone with such terrible morals? As a Christian I am deeply offended.

 

And finally, lots of delicious CAKES to Michael Jackson. We love you!

[Samson 14]

Rob was fine but Michael Jackson was amazing. Got my giggles going.

[Jachin 123]

Mookie definitely knocked it out of the park. I'm not surprised because of the great stuff he's been doing on i4h. So fuckin funny.

[Jachin 123]

Also, this made me miss Who Said It?

[Poika 615]

I also loved Mookie. I would hope that when you press the 'Suck' button on the breast milk machine, it would respond with a 'hee hee' while starting up. Might work to clean Satan's penis also.

[Poika 615]

Just saw that it's been like 3 years since Mookie's been on the show. Let's not make that mistake again!

[GoofusOmega 32]

This was so fun to listen to. Mookie was so good in a way that's like, it's relaxing to listen to....... Lauren Lapkus and Horatio Sanz make me feel the same way. It's not the blind joy that comes from an Andy Daly or Jessica St Clair Lennon Parham joint, but equal just the same. It's like, chill joy. OK ANYWAY, what I'm trying to say is this episode was a pleasure (so excited to hear how Rob Delaney weigh as well, always a highlight segment).

[AaronSinger_29251 578]

This episode's CAKES and PIES (formerly (CHEERS and JEERS)

 

CAKES to Scott for bringing back the beloved game "How you weigh?"

 

PIES to Rob Delaney for pawning his lucrative breast milk business on CBB. Using a PODCAST as a venue to try and sell a product or service? Have you no shame?

 

CAKES to Rob's publisher for recommending the current title over the one I tweeted to him. As much as I thought the title "Rob Delaney: Bad As I Wanna Be" had a nice ring to it, it turns out there is another memoir out there with a very similar title.

 

CAKES to whoever did that SPOT ON Michael Jackson impersonation--I almost thought I was listening to the real MJ come back to life!

 

PIES to me for spoiling the illusion for all the people who probably DID think it was the real MJ. Sorry guys!

 

CAKES to Michael Jackson and his great recommendation for bedtime listening. From now on every night I am having "I want my milk..." soothing me to sleep from my earbuds. Insomnia: OVER.

 

CAKES to MJ for specifying which Hitler he was talking about. I got really confused there for a second!

 

PIES to Satan for not having all the demons of hell do a giant Thriller reenactment. Considering you have the real Michael Jackson. you guys could probably get almost as many youtube views as that one Philippine prison!

 

PIES to Earwolf for making me hungry for buttery, juicy butthole when I've still got hours before my next lunch break.

 

PIES to everyone who expressed fondness for George Michael even though he is KNOWN to be a SODOMIST who has sex with other men. I don't care how great his music was, how can you say something positive about someone with such terrible morals? As a Christian I am deeply offended.

 

And finally, lots of delicious CAKES to Michael Jackson. We love you!

 

Hmm.

[Bucho 188]

Best new charac since Fourvel?

 

I think he just might be.

[saddlebags 581]

Go listen to Mookie's episodes of Improv4Humans. You won't be disappointed.

[Butt Park 85]

Episode was pretty good but damn that was a great plugs theme.

 

Also, this made me miss Who Said It?

 

It made me miss "Dead or Alive?". Except if they ever play it again I expect he would rename it "R.I.Possible?"

 

Just saw that it's been like 3 years since Mookie's been on the show. Let's not make that mistake again!

 

It's been