Episode 7 — Ellie Kemper, Our Close Friend

[greggy 15909]

rude

[chanson 9697]

rude

 

I said "Love You, Bye." at the end. That demonstrates that I was being mean in a fun, playful way. So it wasn't rude at all. If anything it was constructive and I should be thanked for my candor. Fuckers.

 

Also, I'm tired of Sean and Hayes making us do all the work for them. I mean, shit, we listen to their podcast and they just sit in their giant ivory podcasting towers and throw crumbs at us when we look hungry... Something proletarian and revolutionary goes here (preferably something demonstrating both a poor understanding of and an unrealistic enthusiasm for Marxist theory).

[hugLife 492]

 

I mean, shit, we listen to their podcast and they just sit in their giant ivory podcasting towers and throw crumbs at us when we look hungry...

 

That is your first mistake right there Chanson, if you learned anything from Sean and Hayes, it is that food is for weak people because only fatties like food. If you stopped looking like you needed food, you could be in that ivory podcasting tower too.

[kobthatreal 5896]

Sayes and Hean are fake. Fake as fuck.

[NotTheNarnold 413]

Hey Hayes, you're going down this week! For I am LeBrawn Jims