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Episode 15 — Shelby Fero, Our Close Friend

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PS - Fuck Off.

 

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Just want to clarify that my like was for the Audi, not the tag. I'm pretty sure you spelled it wrong, and vanity plates? Ew.

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What? Spelled what wrong? Also, is it wrong that I still judge people with vanity plates? Or is it a takes a conceited asshole to know a conceited asshole sort of thing?

 

Also, vanity plates may be worse than torturing kittens and are made from the bones of war dead but I am voluntarily paying more for our shared public infrastructure. You know, because I give a shit about the transportation needs of my fellow Washingtonians. Gimme a break because it's really fucking hard being this goddamn selfless sometimes... So put that in your conceited pipe and smoke it motherfucker.

 

For the record, not bragging, just showing that I'm super awesome and self-promotional. On my CV it says I'm a self-starter. This is a good example.

 

Love you, bye.

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You sure you weren't in Vancouver? Heroine is more their thing... You're right though, even though I don't understand your anecdote, it does bring us closer together. I think?

 

Let's try this again.

 

I WAS AT THE FUNHOUSE... IN SEATLLE... I PLAYED BASKETBALL AGAINST THREE HEROIN ADDICTS. I BALLED THE FUCK OUT. SWISH CHEESE. TEARDROPS. BUCKETS.

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Maybe I'm just not supposed to get it... You know. It's cool. You're just a failure at communicating. You know what? I forgive you for that. You're welcome.

 

Maybe if you put it on a license plate or something?

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I WAS AT THE FUNHOUSE... IN SEATLLE... I PLAYED BASKETBALL AGAINST THREE HEROIN ADDICTS. I BALLED THE FUCK OUT. SWISH CHEESE. TEARDROPS. BUCKETS.

 

You have to use rain puns in Seattle if you want to talk about ballin. Your "I made it rain" and the "my defense was like an oppressive fog over the court" and the like. That would probably convey your meaning more effectively.

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You have to use rain puns in Seattle if you want to talk about ballin. Your "I made it rain" and the "my defense was like an oppressive fog over the court" and the like. That would probably convey your meaning more effectively.

 

See. This I understand. It's like some people aren't even trying.

 

For the record, I would have also accepted coffee, aircraft, software, or seafood-related references as well.

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For the record, I would have also accepted coffee, aircraft, software, or seafood-related references as well.

 

I flew over those micro/soft shrimps. Starbucks!

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I'm listening to this again, and I completely overlooked how funny this shit was.

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I flew over those micro/soft shrimps. Starbucks!

 

It's posts like this that really make me realize that humans are inherently good and that all is right in the world.

 

Thanks!

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Hello, this was a very funny episode of a podcast, I enjoyed it very much. Thank you.

 

 

Also, this is kind of just a funny little aside, but I tried to follow you guys on Tumbler but my rock tumbler won't connect to the internet or wifi or whatever; it just makes these beautiful polished rocks which is really lame(right?)

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oh you have made a mistakes, tumblers are for making shiny rocks or making your house sound like the world is ending

 

tumblrs are for posting gifs of cartoons your too old to be watching or talking about what men from tv shows should be having sex with which other men from tv shows

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Question: Is Jessie J a racialist? Also, is making the world dance the thing we can't tell HugLife about?

 

 

 

Evidence:

 

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Hey, Popcorn Gallery, next week Dominic Dierkes will be stopping by the studio. Start firing away with all your questions... now!

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Hey Dom, you once said, "You don't turn your back on family, even when they do." Speak on that.

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Dominic, what's it like to work so closely with one of the Hollywood's hottest rising stars in Sean Clements? How do you deal with the pressures of constantly trying to impress him? Also, how does TVs work?

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Hey Dominic I have a question for you. As an aspiring TV writer and comedian, I've always wondered, what's your workout regimen?

 

Follow-up question, do you remember that time a couple years ago you did a stand up show in Long Beach with DC Pierson, Jesse Thorn, Jordan Morris, Joe Wengert, Eliza Skinner, and then two other dumb ass local guys? I was one of those guys. The guy without the hat.

 

Dominic, what's it like to work so closely with one of the Hollywood's hottest rising stars in Sean Clements? How do you deal with the pressures of constantly trying to impress him? Also, how does TVs work?

 

No joke, serious question: please speak on the status of you and Sean's show please.

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Dominic,

 

Do you like like Dominos pizza? Do like how close your name is to the food you're eating?

 

Do you remember Derek comedy? Was that funn? How do I make funny things?

 

Who is Jessie J? Is there noodz?

 

Staycation or Vacation? (don't make me pick amiright?)

 

Do you hate your fucking job like the rest of the country, in our shit hole mediocre cities that have to fight like crazy for something as simple as good public transportation, which will continue the growth of it's urban core. Constantly feeling like you're "going down with a sinking ship" and regret ever moving back. Do you with you still lived in brooklyn with all your friends, and hate the fact that you may or may not be making all the wrong choices?

 

Thanks, please feel free to 'dine on these' and if need be I can give you my $25 Olive Garden gift certificate which my girlfriends parents gave me for christmas.

 

All you can eat breadsticks Dominic. Are you finished with that soup or salad..? Let me bring you another.

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Hey Dommy-D,

 

wikipedia says that you are a rainbow belt in Brazilian jiu-jitsu. Are you prepping for a role in the upcoming Fight Club 2: The relapse?

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AndyKneis, I'd like to see your profile picture in a bigger size. Can we make that happen? It looks preeeetty cute, so I'm gonna need a closer look.

 

Also how'd y'all feel about those prank calls this ep? Ba da ba ba ba I'm lovin' it.

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Also how'd y'all feel about those prank calls this ep? Ba da ba ba ba I'm lovin' it.

 

I loved it. What I thought was some 'fail' ings happening with the pranks, little did i know it was simply the prankee trying to jujitsu the prank back onto Hayes and Sean. I was really impressed with their ability to jujitsu the pranks back onto the people said prank was originally intended for. Too bad Shelby couldn't hang...

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That's the most times I've seen someone use jujitsu as a verb.

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AndyKneis, I'd like to see your profile picture in a bigger size. Can we make that happen? It looks preeeetty cute, so I'm gonna need a closer look.

 

Also how'd y'all feel about those prank calls this ep? Ba da ba ba ba I'm lovin' it.

 

Haha sure here is me as a child dressed as a ninja turtle (Leonardo because he has swords) for Halloween. http://i.imgur.com/5PC5EQd.jpg

 

Also I agree I am ba da ba ba baa lovin those pranks and this whole darn episode.

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