You Know You've Been Listening to Hollywood Handbook Too Much When...

[mattyzmatty 157]

... your career takes off into the stratosphere and you can't move for g-d yes-men and brown-nosers trying to piggy-back on your enormous successes

[gototimsvlogdotnet 2886]

I think my favorite Rappist M&Ms Candy Company said it pretty best:

 

"So tell me, what the hell is a fella to do?

For every million I make, another relative sues

Family fightin and fussin over who wants to invite me to supper

All the sudden, I got 90 some cousins (Hey it's me!)

A half-brother and sister who never seen me

or even bothered to call me until they saw me on TV

Now everybody's so happy and proud

I'm finally allowed to step foot in my girlfriend's house

Hey-hey! And then to top it off, I walked to the newsstand

to buy this cheap-ass little magazine with a food stamp

Skipped to the last page, flipped right fast

and what do I see? A picture of my big white ass

Okay, let me give you motherfuckers some help:

uhh, here - DOUBLE XL, DOUBLE XL

Now your magazine shouldn't have so much trouble to sell

Ahh fuck it, I'll even buy a couple myself"

 

Such insight.

[gototimsvlogdotnet 2886]

Although that's not quite correct, my girlriend's family did always ask me to come and do shows and stand-ups and solo improvs whenever I went over for dinner, even before I got famous from this pdocasts.