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Dating tips by *Trondor*

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Ha-Ha! When the object of your desire is near, imitate her every move. Its called "modeling." All the cool dwarf pick-up artists do it.

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When you hold your hand out and she slaps it away, good news ha-ha! She has willingly touched your dwarven skin!

 

 

I think this is a good idea, bravo Matthew.

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Impress her with your warrior strength! When enemies are near, write her a love letter - with your great axe! Ha ha!

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When running from the rat people, be sure to run in front of her so she can see your mighty haunches! Ha ha!

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Ha-ha! If the unclaimed love of your life wins a battle in an arena, stand in the same vicinity as her it might confuse the competition into thinking she is already taken.

 

... also don't scream in pain when something tries to eat you after.

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Dwarven women love to play hard to get. My mother spurned my father's advances for 20 years, but he kept at it! She eventually CAVED! (This is widely considered the best joke in all Dwarven-Kind) Eventually, we erode their defenses! Just like when you're trying to chisel a precious gem out of a mountain! Ha-HA!

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If there's a big-ass explosion about to go off, forget the chick!

 

Get behind the guy with the magical shield! Ha-HA!

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Now, now...He was merely respecting her space. Very important in such a 'explosive' situation... It's also noted that it would appear churlish to her to be caught leering while she daintily drenched herself in water to avoid incineration.

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Remember well the teachings of Blackie Green: just because a Dwarven maiden has perished doesn't mean you can't give her one last ride! Ha-HA!

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When your beloved disappears for several episodes, stick to the "modelling" move and do the same thing! Ha-HA!

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Sometimes her friends are the best way to her heart! Make yourself known and helpful to them, and when the shitty DM forgets about you, your true love's friends will come to your aid, even though she's tried to wipe you from her memory!! Ha-HA!

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