Florida!

[katexmachina 23]

Seems like a topic for County...

 

http://jezebel.com/woman-with-no-pants-steals-two-boxes-of-franzia-1563101834

 

Grocery store security footage reveals a Florida woman walking proudly through the aisles, wearing nothing but an oversized t-shirt Winnie the Pooh-style, swiping some Franzia, and heading back out the door. According to one HLN reporter, "The store manager tried to stop her, but she refused to surrender the wine.

[OrigamiMami 395]

Debra Lafave Part Duh:

 

29 year old teacher admits to having sex with her 17 year old student. She must not have been his math teacher though, as he puts the number of sexual outings at 10, and she has it anywhere between 20 to 30.

[OrigamiMami 395]

These huge rear window decals are now blooming in Florida.

[OrigamiMami 395]

Some more spectacular Florida citizens thought they hit upon a golden opportunity.

[OrigamiMami 395]

Some more Florida teachers without boundaries.

[OrigamiMami 395]

This would be terrific if there is police car-cam chase footage.

[OrigamiMami 395]

Diapers get on bad side of attacker

A Tarpon Springs man found trouble recently when he attacked the diaper aisle at a local Walmart.

Tarpon Springs police said Jeffrey Michael Pepin, 44, went into the Walmart at 41232 U.S. 19 N on July 26 and began ripping diapers.

Pepin did not discriminate based on age, destroying both infant and adult diapers, police said in an arrest report.

An officer wrote: "The defendant was observed on video in the adult and infant diaper sections of the store ripping open sealed bag of diapers. He was observed removing diapers from their bags and throwing the individual diapers back on the shelves."

In all, Pepin opened 28 packages of diapers, causing $342 in product damage.

When police arrested Pepin, he gave them an explanation: "Post Miranda the defendant admitted being in (the) store shopping for diapers for a dog in heat," an officer wrote in a report.

Of course.

Pepin was arrested on a criminal mischief charge

http://www.tampabay.com/news/bizarre/pinellas-police-blotter-man-goes-crazy-in-diaper-aisle-at-walmart/2192878

http://www.tampabay.com/mugshots/mugs/pinellas/2014/jul/27/1602337/

[HipGuide 196]

Please send these to his twitter feed.

[OrigamiMami 395]

Does anybody know the hashtag Dan wants for the news articles?

 

http://offthebeat.blogs.tcpalm.com/

[OrigamiMami 395]

Since New Years Eve, Pinellas County Florida (where I live) a man chopped his mother's head off, and another man tossed his 5 year old daughter off a bridge to her death.

We're lucky to hear the funny tales on Sklarboro, but most of the stories are tragic. Florida is a hot shitbox of human agony.

[Kristi_Lynne 16]

I think if you use the hashtag #DVKCounty, Dan will see it. And you're right, a lot of sad news coming out of Florida these days. Thankfully we stick to the tales of criminal mischief rather than real malice.