Episode 52 — Lauren Greenberg, Our Close Friend

[greggy 15909]

heres a little pic of what i think hayes would look like as a dog:

 

[rod aug 5637]

Sean seems like a bro, just an all-around bro who likes to do the kind of things you'd expect from him.

 

Hayes on the other hand looks like a grumpy ol teddy bear who really just wants to be respected.

[ajzthisisdumb 857]

 

Nice toe tips and German flops.

i feel great amounts of shame that i failed to crop my germany flag flip-flops out of this picture. FML

[Casaba 5942]

Sean: Beagle.

Hayes: Labradoodle. Definitely Labradoodle.

 

So, Sean is a scrappy young man with gumption and a can-do spirit?

And Hayes is a smart hard-working man who is also hypoallergenic?

[agata 2789]

 

Agata, you ever hugged one of these bros?

i hugged hayes once, but i'm pretty sure that was because i'm a hugger.

[ajzthisisdumb 857]

I wish I had a dog. But since I don't, instead of a photo, I will contribute this link to adorable drawings of dog breeds:

http://io9.com/adora...lace-1638977820

thanks for that link--I just purchased one of those prints

[gototimsvlogdotnet 2886]

hugger

 

I miss Hug Life.

[Andrew 4646]

i hugged hayes once, but i'm pretty sure that was because i'm a hugger.

 

And Hayes said, Somebody hath touched me: for I perceive that virtue is gone out of me.

[chanson 9697]

 

So, Sean is a scrappy young man with gumption and a can-do spirit?

And Hayes is a smart hard-working man who is also hypoallergenic?

 

No, Hayes barks at everything even though it's just a fucking person opening a door three houses away and then shits on the carpet for no goddamn reason AND is hypoallergenic.

 

 

And Hayes said, Somebody hath touched me: for I perceive that virtue is gone out of me.

 

Liked this so hard.

[robinsbruce 4985]

I have a fat old dog. She thinks she's people. Sits on the couch like an OG

 

[Casaba 5942]

thanks for that link--I just purchased one of those prints

 

Yay!! Did you get the Asian Dogs print with the pug on it?

[ajzthisisdumb 857]

 

Yay!! Did you get the Asian Dogs print with the pug on it?

I certainly did! after it arrives and I have framed and hanged it I will post a pic

[Toby Keith Sweat 1000]

I have a fat old dog. She thinks she's people. Sits on the couch like an OG

 

 

you would think such an old dog would have LEARNED SOME MODESTY BY NOW

[rod aug 5637]

Is dogs is people too? I seen a dog with hands eating dinner, what's up with that?

[ajzthisisdumb 857]

I seen a dog with hands eating dinner, what's up with that?

 

PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE speak on that

[RyanWright 713]

When I am snuggling on my dog I like to curse and insult him but in a very friendly voice. He doesn't know the difference and the nicer I can say a terrible thing the funnier it is.

However, I'm getting no closer to the truth of "Who's a good boy?!" I think I'm going to have to change interrogation tactics cause he's not talking. He seems bewildered by even the basic idea of questioning things at all.

Random thought: Aubrey Plaza is born to play Lydia in a remake of Beetlejuice.

[chanson 9697]

Dogs isn't people but some people is dogs. Also dogs is dogs that thinks they is people which is definitely problems and since some movies is about problems and dogs is dogs that thinks they is people and this is problems then this is also movies and dogs is movies too.

[ajzthisisdumb 857]

Dogs isn't people but some people is dogs. Also dogs is dogs that thinks they is people which is definitely problems and since some movies is about problems and dogs is dogs that thinks they is people and this is problems then this is also movies and dogs is movies too.

 

[DorkyButCool 86]

Hey guys,

 

I wrote a GMail Roulette theme. The guitar part took me like 10 seconds to come up with. The lyrics took me a little longer. Hope you enjoy.

 

https://soundcloud.com/dorkybutcool/g-mail-roulette-theme

[ajzthisisdumb 857]

occasionally I tell people "sorry, I dont have time for that right now"

[rod aug 5637]

 

PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE speak on that

I wish I had a link, I'm on my phone I'll give you the play by play.

 

Dog is at table, picks up food, eats. Dog wears hooded sweatshirt and looks comfortable while eating the food. Dog continues to eat. Dog has food taken away by its own hands despite wanting more. And scene.

[kobthatreal 5896]

This is Shaggy recording his version of the theme. It's the raw audio, needs some music idk if u guys have those types of powers but if u do it would be pretty nice and probably not that hard? Btw its shaggy.

 

http://soundcloud.com/heyitskob/shaggy-gmail-roulette

[Charlie Murphy Brown 4977]

or what if Hayes is Scooby doo, then Sean is scrappy doo, Besser & Aukerman is Fred or shaggy and Ronna & Beverly is velma and daphne? Or if cats Hayes is Lion-O, Sean is Panthro and twittels is Snarf, maybe Codys tygra. then hardvicke is Mumm-Ra. And sometimes ooze is good like just only for nutrients, similars to granola on hiking. Best animals awareness show since Barker!

[ajzthisisdumb 857]

I wish I had a link, I'm on my phone I'll give you the play by play.

 

Dog is at table, picks up food, eats. Dog wears hooded sweatshirt and looks comfortable while eating the food. Dog continues to eat. Dog has food taken away by its own hands despite wanting more. And scene.

wow. so apparently fact really is stranger than fiction

[Toby Keith Sweat 1000]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ryvUOXe2PgY