Jump to content
🔒 The Earwolf Forums are closed Read more... ×
agata

Episode 53 — Two Birthday Boys, Our Close Friends

Recommended Posts

If you weren't an actor/comedian, would you prefer to be a clerk or a duke?

  • Like 1

Share this post


Link to post

Dear Clark Duke,

 

You look like a child. What's that like?

 

 

somebody asked johnny pemberton this same question but it applies here too

  • Like 1

Share this post


Link to post

I just got back from school and changed out of my education clothes

sick, lay some rhymes on us

edit: sh*t i just fuc*ed my own callback :(

put the education clothes back on THEN rap

  • Like 1

Share this post


Link to post

Clark, is your net worth really $4 million? That seems high considering your career. What single thing paid the best (or are you an investments genius).

  • Like 4

Share this post


Link to post

 

Nice costume change, TKS! I should change my costume too.

 

its just the right amount of spooky

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

no, scratch that. too scary

  • Like 7

Share this post


Link to post

MBOP got two Clem likes this week. He deserved them, but.. whatever, nevermind.

 

Candace Cameron's husband's name is Valeri. My elementary school custodian was named Kelly. That guy from O-Town is named Ashley. I'm gonna name my future son Anastasia Vigo.

 

I tried to buy Cracklin' Oat Bran (I've never had it), but I went to the fancy grocery store so it was $6. Guess I'll have to wait a little longer to see what all the fuss is about.

 

This episode was really, really funny. The Cards Against Humanity advertisement lived up to all the forum hype.

 

I felt loved in this episode.

 

If I got a HH tattoo do you think Sean would 'like' it?

  • Like 11

Share this post


Link to post

 

 

Candace Cameron's husband's name is Valeri.

Valeri Bure! Russian hockey players!

  • Like 1

Share this post


Link to post

Val, I don't know if you should get the tattoo or not. Personally, I treat my body like a temple.... Of DOOM! Lol hahahahahaha no but seriously whatever you do I will support and probably make a nice post about it that'll grab a couple of those tasty Host likes. Shit, ol' fogey files might even pop in and hit me with a like. I mean, there's really no telling how far my run on sentences and non formatted walls of text will reach.

  • Like 4

Share this post


Link to post

IMHO, the first season of "Look Around You" is perfect comedy.

 

But that's not why I'm here. Mr. Duke, have you ever been to the hospital? I haven't in a long time and it seems scary now. Any help is appreciated.

  • Like 3

Share this post


Link to post

Clark,

 

Your initials are CD... Was it upsetting for you when CD burners came out? Did anyone ever accidentally burn you when they really meant to burn Chumbawumba?

  • Like 3

Share this post


Link to post

Clark Duke,

 

1.) You seem great?

 

2.) Do you think you're funny?

 

3.) Is hot tubs is movies or is time machines?

 

4.) How soon do you believe we will all die of ebola?

 

5.) What will the new society of ebola survivors be called and who will be its leader? You can't say Hillary Clinton because that's too easy.

  • Like 2

Share this post


Link to post

I'm gonna name my future son Anastasia Vigo.

 

VB, I always thought I would name my first child after myself, the way rich men do. So maybe some day our sons, both named Anastasia Vigo, will play together.

  • Like 6

Share this post


Link to post

Clerk Duke,

 

1) Would you rather be Clark Duke or Clark Kent?

 

2) You were in an episode of The New Girl. What is Mr Schmidt like in real life?

 

3) Will my questions get picked when other posters have much better ones this week?

  • Like 1

Share this post


Link to post

you guys get a chance to check out the rapsters today?

 

  • Like 2

Share this post


Link to post

Maybe it's just me, but for me, I think Illmatic is the best hip hop album of all time.

 

I've never heard anyone say that before.

  • Like 2

Share this post


Link to post

you guys get a chance to check out the rapsters today?

 

 

Who is your favorite Rapster? I think mine is Nelson, although I'd like to see more from Michelle.

  • Like 2

Share this post


Link to post

Guys is tattoos movies? If like flexing ones with movable parts. And is Reggie Watts a hiphop? If so he is my favorite rapster. He does pushing rhythmic buttons and making mouth drums very flyly

  • Like 1

Share this post


Link to post

Guys is tattoos movies? If like flexing ones with movable parts. And is Reggie Watts a hiphop? If so he is my favorite rapster. He does pushing rhythmic buttons and making mouth drums very flyly

 

Like Pete's tattoo?

 

dance-petunia-o.gif

  • Like 6

Share this post


Link to post

Why did I visit the How Did This Get Made forum? I'm plumb outta likes!

  • Like 5

Share this post


Link to post

Why did I visit the How Did This Get Made forum? I'm plumb outta likes!

same, they are actually doing good work over there this week i must admit

edti: oh look they are back again

  • Like 4

Share this post


Link to post

×