Episode 65 — Dan Klein, Our Close Friend

[OcterDoctopus 1079]

I watched The Interview the other night. Nothing too spoilery

 

 

Seth Rogen's character gets two fingers bit off his hand during a fight scene. Then at the end of the movie, there's a brief scene where they return to their news rooms victorious. He hugs a guy and you can clearly see all fingers on his hand. Sloppy sloppy sloppy.

 

[Scooby Donkers 1514]

just tryna eaaaaasse back in here after a hiatus that has spun out of control.

not posting was becoming a self-perpetuating state. social anxieity! now I feel better

[Matchgame72 118]

 

With no more Popcorn Gallery in 2015 and Hayes unofficially banning me from it in the second half of 2014, I don't have any other reason to be in this forum now.

 

[ajzthisisdumb 857]

Next episode comes out tomorrow, is the popcorn gallery being phased out of the show? Maybe we were just exposing too much truth in these guest's lives. Think we could win the Pulitzer for interview?

awwwww but I really enjoyed scouring wikipedia stubs for the same picked over tidbits that everyone else made jokes about

[ajzthisisdumb 857]

I thought of some motivation for you guys to listen to my songs. I’ll tell you what they’re about and then I’ll tell you who I just fucking name in the songs as a way to make you feel personally connected to me.

 

https://soundcloud.c...aleriexo/tracks

 

#1 – Lady Marmalade – General HH song just to get the mood right. Forumers named: MBOP, McGurl, Anastasia, Freja, Brgrho, ShowShowBro, Bozos

 

#2 – Gaston – Chanson – As if Chanson hasn’t been abused enough, I had to get my punch in too. Forumers named: BRRII, Burdrulz, Greggy

 

#3 – Country Strong – #TeamTreese – An inspirational song about rooting for the overdog.

 

#4 – Billy Joel’s For the Longest Time – On Sean’s Facebook Page – Sorry there’s no mention of Sweat Garage, Show, but it’s there in spirit.

 

#5 – No Doubt’s Sunday Morning – Chad Michael Murray – Hayes looks like Chad Michael Murray and I think CMM’s existence has made it impossible for Hayes to succeed. Shawn Ashmore is equally to blame for Sean’s failures.

 

#6 – Taylor Swift’s You Belong With Me – I Wanna See Your D – Dad’s described: Treese, Chanson, Hayes, Show, BRRII, Charlie Murphy Brown, brgrho, honlads, Anastasia, and CameronOBrian.

 

 

And in the YouTube video I talk exclusively of TheloniousJunk.

Off topic slightly but I am re-listening to RSS and in the episode i listened to today they played your Tanks but No Tanks xmas ditty

[honlads 8798]

I would be fine with Hayes and Sean making up questions and attributing them to our names. Most people think that happens anyway, I think.

 

Edit: or they should just ask Greggy's question about the temptation to write in a talking dog or english butler, every week.

[ajzthisisdumb 857]

Happy New Year!

 

 

I know we were warned against this explicitly, but I figure this thread will be pushed down below the new one tomorrow anyway so I will risk it...

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Hey Charlie Murphy Brown--I heard your catchphrase on CBB this morning and almost violently jerked my car off the road because it was scott anchorman saying the "name" of someone I "know"

[honlads 8798]

I also heard what A.J. speaks of.

[ajzthisisdumb 857]

why doesnt this text go any smaller???

[watchayakan 1021]

I heard that Brgrho bought Timmy Ho's. Is this right? 'Twill be interesting to see how that turns out...

You can't buy a person!

[Spunky Foonerism 8561]

You can't buy a person!

Not outright, but I think I can swing it with a layaway plan. Wish me luck!

[agata 2789]

guys, i hate to be the bearer of bad news, but there is no new ep coming out tomorrow.

 

[robinsbruce 4985]

*flips table*

[Freja 1290]

guys, i hate to be the bearer of bad news, but there is no new ep coming out tomorrow.

 

 

Posting my fave emoji again but really it's to represent the fact that I'm wearing sunnies to hide my tears. My Tuesday commute is tolerable when I have a new HH ep to listen to. But I guess they had to celebrate Christmas or w/e like a buncha punks. Hope Santa was nice to everyone this year and that you had a nice New Year's Eve/Day. I'm not around on the forums v. much but I try my best and now that both The Bachelor and The Challenge are starting up I'm gonna need someone to talk to..........

[Casaba 5942]

Why, Agata? Whhhhhhyyyy!?

 

This night shall be remembered henceforth as The Night of the Broken Hearts (I was going to say The Night of the Long Knives, but that's been taken).

[Fatty2Dicks 694]

wow I stayed up til 3am EASTERN time and I don't even get a new ep? EH, WRONG! I oficualy leavin the forum forever. say goodbye. bye sean. bye hayes. UH. BAH! u know what im gonna sign both u 2 up with super gross porn sites. and I know alllll the best ones so consider urselfs precummed. BAH!

[Andrew 4646]

I'm in big scary London right now, and I was counting on an HH ep to get me through this.

 

Big shout out to London Paddington for having the world's most uncomfortable seats.

 

Edit: there are policemen here, with guns! They're holding long guns and they have short guns on their hip.

[alargebucket 1589]

Agata, I've liked your post, but I don't want you thinking you can pull this shit again just to get attention. You've done a very bad thing here, being honest with us and whatnot. My like was deeply sarcastic and won't be worth anything at all on the open market.

[skizelo 2536]

I understand that Hazyes and Sean were probably having fun w/ their friends and family, but couldn't they ahve just mic'd up the old descending ball and catch them partying w/ the likes of tom cruise, tomelda cruise, and lil tommy cruz.

[Game of Scones 5812]

i want my money back

[ajzthisisdumb 857]

i knew it! its all my fault for mentioning CBB last night in this thread!

 

It wont happen again dad.

 

 

I mean S&H

[Zsinjeh 1677]

this week is dead 2 me. friends, it has been an honor and privilege but i have no more likes to give

[Bozos of Basketball 3689]

Why even get up in the morning?

[skizelo 2536]

Why even get up in the morning?

 

Tuesdays is the one morning of the week i get up, so this is devastating for me.

[watchayakan 1021]

I guess this means Maltin on Movies for me today.