Episode 66 — Bono, Our Close Friend

[DanEngler 5249]

Sean and Hayes address the Ariana Grande situation and run down a list of other celebrities that demand to be carried around like babies. Then, musician and philanthropist BONO is in the studio to discuss his recent bicycling accident, the controversy surrounding U2's latest album, taco fillings, and whether birds are cooler than bears. Plus, Bono finally puts to rest everyone's confusion about "biscuits" and "chips".

 

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[rod aug 5637]

NO

[Andrew 4646]

My response to you would be the same as the initials of everyone's favourite rib-eating, fourth wall-breaking, Southern politician.

 

(Frank Underwood)

 

(F.U.)

 

(fuck you)

[rod aug 5637]

[hypnotizingchickens 1025]

hmmm, this reminds me of something to do with t-shirts...

 

 

 

nevermind...... not relevant.

[Casaba 5942]

Hahahahahaha!

 

I wish this were true! First of all, I would love to hear S+H angrily do an ad for Wolf Den. Second, I genuinely want to know Bono's thoughts on the birds vs bears controversy.

[DanEngler 5249]

I like to imagine the firestorm that would erupt if Hollywood bad boys Sean and Hayes scored a 'sclusie (exclusive) interview with Bono before Adam Scott Aukerman, the world's biggest Bono-bros.

[alargebucket 1589]

Imagine the Suck On Deez rant in this episode, though. Put the Scotts right where they belong.

[Casaba 5942]

But do we think Bono would be good at playing along? He might be a bit of a Pauly Shore. Now, the Edge would play along. That guy knows comedy!

[honlads 8798]

Wow great guest!!

[Joe McGurl 8358]

You've gone too far this time, Dan. Look at what you're becoming. ARE YOU HAPPY NOW!?!! DO YOU SEE WHAT YOU'VE DONE!?!?! WOLF DENNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

 

[DanEngler 5249]

Second, I genuinely want to know Bono's thoughts on the birds vs bears controversy.

It's a difficult choice, but I honestly prefer bear tacos.

[agata 2789]

should i ban dan?

[skizelo 2536]

the entertainment world hasn't had as entertaining a feud since Jack Benny v. whoever it was Jack benny fueded with.

[DanEngler 5249]

should i ban dan?

This sounds like a good question to submit to Ask Agata.

[rod aug 5637]

ask agata took my question and ran wtf

 

this is probably because i didnt tell her my rl last name

[alargebucket 1589]

should i ban dan?

[JacobCrites 4977]

This is too good. I give you an A+ in internet excellence, and a Forumy in best original post.