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Episode 68 — Erin Gibson, Our Close Friend

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I would like some ladies' gym shorts that say "looks like peach" on the back, and "nanayno" on the front.

 

Edit: Not for me to wear, or anything. I would just like for such a thing to exist. Definitely not for me to wear in the privacy of my own home.

I see your very good t-shirt idea and raise you the following: Much like a tuxedo, this t-shirt is extra long in the back, covering your bum like a pajama shirt. And on the bum, right there where the good lord split ya, is a big ol' blow up of the peach emoji. Just so everybody checking you out with their nasty peepers knows Kim K doesn't have the copyright on juicy booty. Game-set-snatch, dirty boy!

 

Also, perhaps, "MAKE YOU WANNA TAKE A BIG BITE" on the back as well. Don't want the nasty peepers folks thinking you're some prude. Gotta show your wild side in addition to your wild backside.

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Does anyone know what time the freaks come out at?

 

Unrelated question: do they make good lovers?

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Wait a sec. Andy Dick Cheney, there's another Hollywood Handbook fan in Ireland?

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Why am I so full of anger and hate today?

 

No really, guess. This could be fun.

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Why am I so full of anger and hate today?

 

No really, guess. This could be fun.

 

Ya hit the big 666.

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Why am I so full of anger and hate today?

 

No really, guess. This could be fun.

Hmmm. I think you've used up all your Earwolf likes, but are still working with the full complement of Earwolf hates. And that makes you angry?

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I would like some ladies' gym shorts that say "looks like peach" on the back, and "nanayno" on the front.

 

Edit: Not for me to wear, or anything. I would just like for such a thing to exist. Definitely not for me to wear in the privacy of my own home.

same except i will wear them

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bush did what up what up

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Wait a sec. Andy Dick Cheney, there's another Hollywood Handbook fan in Ireland?

 

Baby you know it.

 

Hoping HH can give me tips on how to land the Late Late hosting gig.

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Baby you know it.

 

Hoping HH can give me tips on how to land the Late Late hosting gig.

 

Get in line. I'm one step away from the hot seat. (I iron Ryan's slacks backstage.)

 

[shifts tone effortlessly] Where in Ireland are you?

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Get in line. I'm one step away from the hot seat. (I iron Ryan's slacks backstage.)

 

[shifts tone effortlessly] Where in Ireland are you?

 

Weird. I'm his Quinoa sorter. I have to count out 631 for him every second day or he just loses it.

 

I'm in Galway. The "unpolished jewel of this fair Isle" as it likes to be known.

 

And yo'self?

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Weird. I'm his Quinoa sorter. I have to count out 631 for him every second day or he just loses it.

 

I'm in Galway. The "unpolished jewel of this fair Isle" as it likes to be known.

 

And yo'self?

 

Ah yes. One quinoa for every bone in his unwieldy adult body.

 

I'm in two places. Kilkenny is home, in Waterford for college.

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What is this, happy hour at Flanagan's Pub?

 

Where drinks are two for one? As in you pay for two drinks and you get one? Flanagan's Pub is such a fucking ripoff. Fuck those guys.

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I'm so happy that Honlads made a friend. You guys should start the Ireland chapter of the BFC.

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Were you trying to play riddle me this, Anastasia?

 

That's a nasty game.

 

I wasn't trying to play riddle me this, but I will now:

 

What's filled with rage, has bangs, and loves a cheese plate?

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I wasn't trying to play riddle me this, but I will now:

 

What's filled with rage, has bangs, and loves a cheese plate?

 

A monster?

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I wasn't trying to play riddle me this, but I will now:

 

What's filled with rage, has bangs, and loves a cheese plate?

 

Rage Against the Machine* is playing at a frat party** in Wisconsin***.

 

*I hear they are full of rage

**lots of banging, I've heard

***where they love anything that is served on a plate, I've heard

 

 

 

Edit: Anastasia, I think you just went twice in a row. It's someone else's turn to ask a riddle.

Here's mine: How many people from some dumb country, full of ignorant fat idiots, does it take to have sex in a lightbulb?

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I have nothing to say. brgrho has gone and owned my country. (and Flanagan's)

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Here's mine: How many people from some dumb country, full of ignorant fat idiots, does it take to have sex in a lightbulb?

 

Pour me a glass of milk please because this is a spicy riddle.

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