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josh: liked the drawings. did not like that you seem to have a bullet hanging around your neck at all times. i would have liked to have shown this video to my family.

 

 

mmmm yes, bullet, well I'm afraid this an <EHHH> WRONG situation, since it actually is not bullet and actually is nice pendant. Still I've taken the liberty of asking Andrew for help positioning digital eyebrow markers over the offensive amulet so as to render my appearance safe for the eyes of Carrie-Anne and the kiddies.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Christ with some people you just can't win. I mean you can give and give and give and it's just slurped right up. Ooh I'm Hayes yummy yummy I'm so hungry for birthday love gimme gimme gimme chomp chomp chomp. That's Hayes. That's what Hayes sounds like.

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chanson: i know you care, chanson. you made sure to say the dog's name in the video so i'd know it was you. these other guys put more effort in, but i think you care most of all.

 

 

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A) I'd like to say cool video, but apparently it's restricted. You hate Canada, Anastasia?

 

2) I'd make a video for you, Hayes, but we don't have cameras in Canada. Happy bday!

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hey guys. thanks! on to the notes:

 

charlie: glad to see joe still shows up for the important stuff! still, more questions than answers here. what's that third sign say, that's a big one. and who's that guy at the end? does he want to be a fan of our show? based on the rest of this video we could use him.

 

First of all -- great video, thanks for including me everybody. The facebook thread that cooked this up was truly epic and it inspired me to turn off banner notifications on my superfast 4g.

 

To answer your question Hayes, the third sign reads: “how to weld when it’s sunny outside.” It’s pretty similar to normal welding….only shirtless. The other dude in the vid has been friends with Joe and I since T-Ball. We convinced him to move out to NY and now we all live together. He’s wants you to know that he’s a huge hayes head.

 

Hope your birthday was swell.

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If you can't see the video in your country, it's Charlie's fault.

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I hope this isn't out of line, but I really think it should be quoted again.

 

oops sorry missed this til now

 

hey guys. thanks! on to the notes:

 

agata: good energy, not a TON of jokes but i understand if you were going for a different thing. my one note would be to lose the wave at the end. also, i was "really fun" on your show? think we can find a stronger choice of words than that.

 

andrew: the poem is working for sure. but the overlay animation you're using for your eyebrows occasionally glitches where they don't move with the rest of your face. just do a frame-by-frame spot check and you should be all good.

 

tim: just go ahead and rip out that carpet, buddy. just pull it right out. i know you like to pretend you're not doing well financially but that is not a good look. looks like it might just be cement under there, that could actually be cool? would look good with the vintage coca-cola box.

 

marshall: worried that you guys revealed a lot of your proprietary tech in the background there. also freaked out by how you stopped the tape without reaching toward the camera or making any kind of click sound. would appreciate more notice that the tape is stopping next time.

 

valerie: yikes, valerie. the rap was so good. wish i could have just focused on that instead of the TWO earwolf posters that have nothing to do with my show in the background. is this supposed to make me feel special on my birthday? because it's making me feel eSPECIALly like a piece of shit.

 

mbop: i don't know if this is a note. but just seeing that it was a vertical video of two excavators shot from a car about two hundred feet away i knew this was your portion of the video.

 

charlie: glad to see joe still shows up for the important stuff! still, more questions than answers here. what's that third sign say, that's a big one. and who's that guy at the end? does he want to be a fan of our show? based on the rest of this video we could use him.

 

brian: not a lot of evocative boston stuff in this video. tim and james wore gear at least. i see nothing here. no ducklings, citgo sign, mapparium. can't figure out where this is even shot. mass ave and boylston over the mass pike facing east? very frustrating, not fun to watch.

 

joe: good sense of location, lots of cars going by, front porch appears to be shared with another person's door... i get a real sense of where you're coming from. but just the slightest turn of the camera to show me what miss slasher looks like would have made this a lot "more," you know? also, i knew it was you, you post your picture a lot on here.

 

toby: appreciate the attention to detail with the inclusion of tim's famous earbuds. but while i personally don't mind it? some people might take issue with you not including any female forum users? even though the mannequin is female? i don't know, people seem to get mad about that stuff lately.

 

spunky: still not comfortable with the idea that you think your dog is clothes.

 

honlads: couple fucked up things about this: one, distracting hair incline, two, i went to a spar today for the first time. not a eurospar, just a regular spar. i didn't even know there were other spars in the world. why two spars in one day??? bad video

 

adam: we are gonna sit down together and have a posture conversation, my friend. more than this notes session allows. don't want to get into costs on here but you may want to hit the slots a few more times.

 

anastasia: seems like you organized the video so i guess i'll focus on that. segments seemed to be lined up with each other nicely. no long breaks. i can read the text at the beginning and end. good job.

 

burdrulz: please don't fuck with baz luhrmann's work. don't slow it down, don't speed it up, just leave it alone. he did it how he wanted it to sound. good drawing, good effects, etc. just... it makes it seem like you think you're better than baz when you play with his material. and i know you know you're not.

 

chanson: i know you care, chanson. you made sure to say the dog's name in the video so i'd know it was you. these other guys put more effort in, but i think you care most of all.

 

josh: liked the drawings. did not like that you seem to have a bullet hanging around your neck at all times. i would have liked to have shown this video to my family.

 

bozos: everyone else, please pay attention: this is how you show me what the temperature is where you are. i do not know if the song was good or the original song it was based on, but i watch this video and i KNOW IT IS COLD OUTSIDE. let me know if it's hot or cold, guys. with most of you i have no idea.

 

greggy: am i correct in assuming that you sent anastasia a *sound* file and she had to figure out a way to connect it to the video segments and put a picture over it? i hope i'm not.

 

andy: i'm suspicious of how much effort went into the lighting of this shot. if not, see if you can what the computer's doing to your skin tone to happen in the real world.

 

steve: looks like you have high ceilings. might just be a camera effect, but that was a pleasant surprise for me.

 

thanks again everyone! looking forward to the next round.

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If you can't see the video in your country, it's Charlie's fault.

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UMG as in Ugh Me GoingtodenyCanadianstheVervesongstheylove?

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First of all -- great video, thanks for including me everybody. The facebook thread that cooked this up was truly epic and it inspired me to turn off banner notifications on my superfast 4g. To answer your question Hayes, the third sign reads: “how to weld when it’s sunny outside.” It’s pretty similar to normal welding….only shirtless. The other dude in the vid has been friends with Joe and I since T-Ball. We convinced him to move out to NY and now we all live together. He’s wants you to know that he’s a huge hayes head. Hope your birthday was swell.

 

AHHH Dude it was the first time i've ever turned off all notifications for fb.

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I just saw this and am now obsessed with Valerie's Sean impression. Valerie, you should consider turning your Sean impression into a downloadable ringtone or something

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