Engineer Cody warped my child brain

[Alopecia Moesha 24]

Hey guys. Found out recently that engineer Cody is the same cody that was in my music class when I was in high school (probably "learning" to 'gineer). He told me about astral projection and that he can leave his body. Is Cody possessing me when I'm asleep? I listen to the podcast and I'm still not movies. My only explanation is that Cody is sabotaging me spiritually. I guess my main question is, is that bad? Help.

[Game of Scones 5812]

Cody is no longer 'alive'. His trek into the wires turned him from sentient organic to solid black usb drive.

 

There were hints of this coming. He spoke of 'Lucy.' We all laughed. We all thought it was jokes. Cody is using 100% of his mind.

 

Now, granted, that's not as much as Scarlet Johnson's 100%, but its pretty darn good.

 

Lucy controlled time and space. Cody controls movies, podcasts and The Westminster Dog show.

 

You've been warned.

 

welcome to the forums

[bengoobers 157]

I feel like everyone forgets Cody was stealing cable from Earwolf and is probably in jail right now.

[JacobComeau 24]

Well he did take a turn as Diablo Cody and Diablo is devils, which is too scary for me.

[Mister Smart 462]

Engineer Cody warped my child brain

 

I think you mean your lizard brain.

[tiredofnick 25]

bababooey

[IanDrakeMcGaunn 75]

I feel like this is a variation of my extremely successful post about whether Engineer Cody was real or not. If he is ghost and can leave his body by doing astral projection, then I think that my original point that Cody isn't real would be valid. If he is usb drive like Game of Scones suggests, may Brett have mercy on our souls...

[Rob Thomas Wiseau 436]

I feel like everyone forgets Cody was stealing cable from Earwolf and is probably in jail right now.

 

What sort of jail could contain a computer boy?

 

Here's one artist's rendition, but in all honestly I don't think this would be enough to hold Cody.

 

[Alopecia Moesha 24]

If Cody is in fact a computerman and also a spirit guy, does that mean he IS THE SINGULARITY? Are we all gonna be engineer cody's in the future? I'm scared now

[Rob Thomas Wiseau 436]

If the Singularity happens, we'll never receive any more Sergeant Sean's Loot Crates. Instead, we'll constantly be sending each other Cody Boy Loot Thumb Drives. Just let that sink in for a while.

[Your Senator Harry Reid 41]

really suspicious that Engineer Codyboy hasn't addressed these allegations himself