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Episode 85 — David Letterman, Our Close Friend

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Mr Matthews,

 

1) You work on "Live from E!". What's Kevin Connolly like in real life?

 

2) Are you into 'Scope yet? You gotta, brah.

 

3) Your boyfriend is called Mr Camarena. Do you ever call him Mr Macarena? Will you, now I've suggested it? Please?

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Dave Matthews:

1. Who's your favorite girlfriend you've ever had?

2. You once described your "screen presence" as "Off-the-cuff, lookin' buff." Can you please speak on that?

3. Doesn't the franchise "bruegger's bagels" sound a little too much like Boogers bagels? Don't you think we shouldn't think of boogers when we eat bread?

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Hi Ross, it's your friend Joe McGurl from French class in high school.

 

Why do people sing "take me out to the ballgame" when they're already AT the ball game? Shouldn't they sing "I'm glad we were taken to the ballgame and look at how much fun we're having?"

 

Food for thought.

 

Best wishes,

Joe

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Hi Ross,

 

They say a picture paints a 1000 words. What's the 432nd one? My friend Jennie Garth says that it's "Sugar" but I think she's wrong.

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Ross,

Who is your daddy and what does he do?

 

(You can just use the Arnold Schwarzenegger soundboard)

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Hi, Ross. What's the best question you've ever been asked and what's the answer to it?

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Hey Ross,

 

1. What is the best water for bagels?

2. Does making the bagels pussy shaped add or detract from the eating experience?

3. If the Emperor's New Clothes was retold in modern day Hollyweird, who would you cast as the Emperor?

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Ross, did Jay Leno ever give you one of those cool denim shirts?

 

Ross, does Rosie O Donnell ever use those koosh balls out of anger?

 

Ross, have you forgiven the guy that ate your special sandwich?

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sean met this guy ross mathews at a class to make bagels at home. he is jay lego's friend, nice kid. gonna be on the show to do questions with. from: hayes

 

 

Dear Ross,

 

I saw Jay Leno driving in Encino once, on my Grandma's block. Explain please.

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Ross, as an advocate for animals you are acting as a voice for those who cannot speak. Please tell me if my cat would like to wear a hat.

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I'm a little disappointed with my first ever submitted Popcorn Q. I've spent some time, gathered my thoughts, and I think I'm ready for a second crack at it:

 

"Hi Ross, any tips on how I might acquire some attire with costs that aren't higher?"

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What kind of lacquer did you use to get that sheen on Jay Leno's chin? Was it the same kind of lacquer you used on his cars and butt?

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Ross, why in Quiddich does anyone bother to do anything except get the Snitch? Nothing matters except that.

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Ross, as an advocate for animals you are acting as a voice for those who cannot speak. Please tell me if my cat would like to wear a hat.

We have a winner

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On behalf of RanRan:

 

Ross,

Dr. Ruth, Dr. Laura, or Dr. Seuss....who gives the best advice?

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Mr. Mathews: when did you know that you had "made it"? Was it the first time you climbed a big mountain?

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Mr. Matthews:

  • Wikipedia lists your 'years active' as 2001-present. What was happening before 2001? Were you a vegetable?
  • I see that you recently sold your house in Palm Springs. It's hot there, right? But is it a dry heat?
  • What are your thoughts on gluten?

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Dear Ross, who is your favorite friend from the show F.R.I.E.N.D.S.?

 

Is FRIENDS an acronym?

 

Five people

Ross, too

In

Everyday

Normal

Dress

Saying things

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Is FRIENDS an acronym?

 

Five people

Ross, too

In

Everyday

Normal

Dress

Saying things

 

It is an acronym, but it's not this. It's the characters' names.

 

Feeby

Ross

Ian

Erica

Niall

Dan (or Dandler)

Sandra

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It is an acronym, but it's not this. It's the characters' names.

 

Feeby

Ross

Ian

Erica

Niall

Dan (or Dandler)

Sandra

 

Yes!! Niall was always my favorite!

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Yes!! Niall was always my favorite!

 

Some of the things he used to say I'd just be laughing like, "Niall, how could you even say that?!"

 

Niall: How are you doing?

Me watching TV: Niall!!!!

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