WISHES FOR JASON MANTZOUKAS AND SCOTT AUKERMAN

[JTownsend 3]

My wish would be to be allowed to make and sell tshirts, wall graphics, cups and such for every single episode of comedy bang bang. One or two funny lines per show on a shirt with a custom graphic.

Every character of possible. They cost me $20-25 per shirt to fulfill shipped worldwide so I would ask to sell them for $40-50 depending on if they've got back shirt printing. If I could bring the costs down by using your suppliers I would happily do so. I would ask to split the profits of the shirts with the show and ask to be allowed to market the shirts as official Comedy Bang Bang and hopefully eventually Ear Wolf gear.

 

I'm currently making a Jimmy Bongos YYZ shirt (posted here http://jtownsendsart...shirt-38-colors Mens xs-3xl 38-36 colours depending on the size of your man tits) and a jay "Hey Nong Mantzoukas" with an autograph line right on the titties like he asked for. Crop tops for women and tshirts for man woman baby and dog.

 

It would let a disabled fan make a living while making you all extra money without having to lift very many fingers. The items can be linked directly to your storefront or push toy store. It would be an honour to make a collection of awesome swag for a collection of awfully intellectual people.

 

You pronounce my name Jay.

 

Photos coming in shortly sirs.

 

I'm actually building fully automated store systems so that I can set them up all over the place eventually and they'll reorder their own products--I'm still busting ass getting the shirts live on my store to then get the rest of it in place so I can make my kick starter video to get that going. Selling shirts and art prints to raise funds to eat and go to the doctors and dentist so I can attempt to get my muscular dystrophy under control. I am completely broke. Like eating a meal a day broke if I can afford it. I've built my store on my iphone because we can't afford wifi, haha. Just found a place two miles from my house that's letting me sit there and work--which is really very lovely. The first platter arrives today to build the first interaction tree. Fun--awfully nerdy stuff. Thompkins, my friends love your humour--so do I--you'll be next. Thinking I'll call the kickstarter youreshirting.me . Anyway that random diatribe leads to this: Can I make a Comedy Bang Bang Automated Kiosk for your office, so that fans/staff can buy your gear right there...while they're waiting for whatever it is Podstars wait for.

 

My wish would to attempt to make a living like I did before my diagnosis. Like a normal person.

 

Edit: 2 Hey Nong Mantzoukas Comedy Bang Bang T shirt. Available at www.whywouldyouwantthat.com

Available until I either get to sell on your store or you sue me I guess. Hope to work with you sirs. Every episode. Every character. 38 colours for men. 19 for kids. 31 for modest women. 2 crop top colours for hotties. Right now it's the men's shirts at my website below. Hope you like them. Hey Nong Man.

 

Yours,

 

Jay.

 

Edit: 9/11/15 boom.

Sorry for the late update. Goal is two new shirts today. Been making robot brains all day (literally vine @jtownsendsart ) heynongrobro

Thinking it's an Aukerman night. Update shortly folks.

I also changed the position of the bongo logo to be more icon-logically appropriate. Makes more sense. Having a small rest then back to it. #intel #edison #arduino makes the world go round. I just want an army of robot workers. Nothing too crazy.

[Pure Guava 325]

My wish? Could Scotty Auks and Zouks please get Ween back together? I'm sure all it would take is a nice sit down and some good Italian food. Pasta Fagoul!!!

[Jotchua 431]

I would like them both to do a live CBB at my place of employment. So, all the jerks who give me dirty looks when I'm cackling at my desk can finally understand why I'm laughing. Then again, considering how much of what makes it funny comes from call backs, history, etc. I'll probably just end up looking like even more of a weirdo. But, strangely enough, I'm ok with it.

[PatrickGerard 0]

I would like to be knighted as "Sir Paul F. Tompkins". I would like to be knighted at Comic-Con 2016 or an alternate public appearance of our mutual choosing (transportation and tickets not included).

 

I would like to subsequently be interviewed for five minutes, in-character, as the famed thespian of screen and stage, Sir Paul F. Thompkins, where I am allowed to plug a creative project that "a brilliant friend" did.

[SteveH 11126]

we're still doing this, huh?

[EmilyWard 0]

I'd want to be flown out to LA for a back-to-back Meltdown Show/Doug Loves Movies including Scott, Zouks, Lapkus and any other guest that was available/wanted to do the shows.

[Brian_Eno 119]

My wish would be for all my favorite CBB regulars to take dick pics from different angles and lighting and Cards Against Humanity uses them to releases a game called WHO DICK DAT?

[BetsyHobbs 1]

I with for a game night with Zouks and Scotty and others if possible. Nothing too nerdy, mostly party games. So a step above Taboo but a step below, say, Settlers of Catan.

[Taking A Grain Break 0]

My wish is that Jason, Scott, and I run frantically around a college campus asking passerby, "Have you seen this boy?" Jason would then hold up a picture of me (ideally one taken that day) for them to look at. The details can vary depending on what's most convenient, but essentially, I want Jason and Scott to seek help from strangers locating a missing me while I am right there the whole time.

[FrancescaTP 2]

I wish that Jason, Scott, PFT, Paul Scheer and Adam Scott do a special ep of UTU2tM all about Taylor Swift.

[Pure Guava 325]

My wish? Could Scotty Auks and Zouks please get Ween back together? I'm sure all it would take is a nice sit down and some good Italian food. Pasta Fagoul!!!

 

 

OK, well a million thanks for fulfilling my wish. If I could have only been a fly on the wall for that pasta dinner. Mama mia!

[Warble2850 28]

Did anything ever come of this?

Also, legit how much would it cost to get a 2 minute plug song played?

200? 500? Those are numbers!