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Let's see here, I have emails from Carole, Coretta Scott and Billy Jean... King but I do not have anything from a Draft Kings. When was it sent? Is this your way of fuckin' turfing me from the league, Steve? After I #StoodWithSteve and believed in your commissionership when no one else here would? This is outrageous.

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Sorry broseph. It was you whose email I couldn't find, not the other guy. You should have it now. That just leaves....NORM!

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Thanks, Steve. It's this kind of decisive action and willingness to admit when you're 100% wrong that makes you a really top notch commish. Much love.

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In order to be more realistic, I think Steve should suspend touchy Seely for 5 games and take away his second and third round draft picks for daring to question your authority

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I got it. Sorry, didn't think I'd need to use your electronic mails twice. Feel free to delete it if you don't want a bunch of creeps emailing you.

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Did you ever figure out if it's the real Hayes Davenport or just some marry prankster?

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the jury is still out. but in my heart, I believe it's him.

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League Business:

  • Draft - September 9th at 9 PM eastern? Is that good with most of you? 9/9 at 9? You're not gonna get a cooler time for a fantasy draft than that
  • Should I change my team name to 'The Bone Warriors' in light of the most recent episode?

Your fearless commissioner,

SteveH

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Just so I'm clear, this isn't a pyramid scheme?

 

After paying my entry fee, do I have to do anything else on draft kings? the draft will still be on espn, right?

 

I've been busy irl and have little recollection of whats going on online.

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as far am I'm aware, this is no pyramid scheme. It seems to me that the fine folks at Drafkings have partnered with ESPN to make managing your league $ easier.

 

League is still on ESPN, DraftKings just handle the finances for some reason (I guess because Kings have a lot of money, so they're good with it and you don't really have to worry about them stealing from you since they have all this money already)

 

I was going to do Squarecash in honor of the show, but this just seemed easier since it was right in front of my face

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this again.... bigdickplayer69@gmail.com

 

I'm so tempted to send an email to that address. It has to exist

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Did you send the Enforcer message because I'm supposed to pay now?

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No, it's just reminding you that the draft is happening...in 10 days.

 

Should we reshuffle the conferences to make it a true East vs. West? By my count we have 5 people from CA in the league, and some I'm not sure of. So we could do california vs. "some parts of the country"

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Did I miss an email, or am I not invited to play in the HHFFFF? Assuming that I'm not invited, is it because I don't have a profile picture and appear untrustworthy?

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Is it possible to pay for and sponsor one of the existing teams if they do not pay thus giving away naming rights to said theoretical team?

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I really don't see why I can't name a fucking team and own it while one of you people's run it

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These are the 12 individuals who have signed up. I apologize for revealing your true identities.

  • Me
  • Eddie Averill
  • Frank Seeley
  • Liz Waterman
  • Noah Tomaszewski
  • Danny Boy Wizard
  • Francine Mattis (full disclosure: My wife. MYYY WIIFFFFE)
  • Norman Mayfield
  • Kyle Rindfleisch
  • Andrew Smith
  • Hayes Davenport
  • Jaclynn Alexander

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