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EPISODE 99 — Paul Rust Again, Our Close Friend

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Jesse, I don't know what to ask you. If you could ask yourself a question, what would it be?

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Jesse- can you please demonstrate "the sound of young america"? What does it sound like?

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Jesse, what did it feel like to have the invention of podcasting retroactively stolen from you by Serial?

 

Do you like it when Eggs Scharpling calls you Jesse Thorpe or do you think that is mean?

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Hi Mr. Thorn,

 

Which cartoon character has the best clothes?

 

Is Ransom a good movie or is it just a good name for a movie?

 

If you had to eat soup right now, like you had to, what kind would you heat up?

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Jesse,

 

- How do you answer cynically ironic questions about New Sincerity?

 

- If new sincerity is post post-modern, shouldn't it just get it's own name?

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Jesse, big fan, has your position as the host of Bullseye made you any better at darts? Cause I think it would be a total baller move if you just threw a dart over your shoulder, took a swig of whiskey, and said "you already know where that one landed, baby, they don't call me Mr. Bullseye for nothing"

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Jesse, in the song Pink Houses by John Mellencamp, it is stated that

 

"There's winners, and there's losers

But they ain't no big deal

'Cause the simple man baby pays the thrills,

The bills and the pills that kill"

 

Can you speak on the American dream real quick?

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mikebonetti get on the hangout

can't make it this time, busy hanging with my D. Love you guys tho.

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Jesse,

 

Bret Michaels once sang that every rose had its thorn. With that in mind, which of these famous -- and infamous -- Roses would you eff (fuck), marry and/or kill:

 

Rose Nylund, the iconic Betty White Golden Girls character

Rose McGowan, of Scream and Charmed fame

Pete Rose, disgraced Cincinnati Red

 

All my best,

Frank

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Jesse Thorn, on your much maligned and hidden episode of Jordan Jesse Go with the Penny Arcade dorks you and your buddy claim that a "Dancers Have Nice Buns" licence plate is not a pun. You go on to say that dancers must be autistic because they dont have any concept of puns. My question is, how do you not get the pun that dancers wear their hair in buns and have nice butts and do you feel pretty stupid now? Do you feel pretty autistic yourself?

 

 

P.s. greggy and i did a podcast about that specific episode chekc out PaW every week! Podcasts are wonderful

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Hi Mr. Thorn,

 

What's the best cocktail to make in order to impress a (male) high-powered executive? Is it easier than just seducing him the old-fashioned way?

 

Thanks.

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Jesse,

 

My friend Jakal isn't good at asking questions and keeps asking for others to do his work for him. Should we just let him fail?

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Jesse,

 

Bret Michaels once sang that every rose had its thorn. With that in mind, which of these famous -- and infamous -- Roses would you eff (fuck), marry and/or kill:

 

Rose Nylund, the iconic Betty White Golden Girls character

Rose McGowan, of Scream and Charmed fame

Pete Rose, disgraced Cincinnati Red

 

All my best,

Frank

Ill take this one.

 

eff: Pete Rose

marry: Rose McGowan

kill: Rose Nylund

 

They all know why.

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Jesse, are you surprised to find so many hollywood handbook fans home on a Friday night?

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Jesse Thorn, on your much maligned and hidden episode of Jordan Jesse Go with the Penny Arcade dorks you and your buddy claim that a "Dancers Have Nice Buns" licence plate is not a pun. You go on to say that dancers must be autistic because they dont have any concept of puns. My question is, how do you not get the pun that dancers wear their hair in buns and have nice butts and do you feel pretty stupid now? Do you feel pretty autistic yourself?

 

 

P.s. greggy and i did a podcast about that specific episode chekc out PaW every week! Podcasts are wonderful

seconding this one, also ask him if he would shave please

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well dont actually ask him to shave thats probably too mean, or just dont attribute it to me if you do

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Hey Jesse, was this a good question for Paul Rust?

 

Hey Paul,

 

What's your favorite natural disaster?

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Jesse,

What's the deal with observational comedy?

That's gold, Ronnie! Gold!

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that is the best popcorn gallery question of all time

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