EPISODE 101 — The Grease Knows Eggs Show with Jesse Thorn

[Joe Lerini 7329]

 

Too many skeletons in our closets...half of us are closeted, at least one of us has killed a drifter, two of us thinks Signs is a great movie, and three of us have invested money in a torture device manufacturer (for pleasure).

Should I be taking notes? Will there be a test on this later?

[Houston 4819]

It has been a while since there was any trauma. The town was starting to heal and life had returned to normal. No one forgot, but they didn't like to talk about it either. Now the rumors are coming from the underworld. The Gargoyle Boyz might be stirring. I can only pray this isn't the case. My nose still carries the sulfuric burn of their putrid, toxic piss.

[Silvrwoman 4998]

 

Too many skeletons in our closets...half of us are closeted, at least one of us has killed a drifter, two of us thinks Signs is a great movie, and three of us have invested money in a torture device manufacturer (for pleasure).

 

Just barely enough skeletons in your closets

[DanEngler 5249]

What.

I know, right?

[nohorseman 5423]

Congrats on the multiple Pistol Shrimps shoutsout! And Doughboys. And the first post in this thread.

 

Dan are you Visa cause you're everywhere I want to be

Dan are you Vista cause your codename is Longhorn

[DanEngler 5249]

I'm Howl cause my policies are confusing, I randomly delete things without warning, and I'm not on Android.

[rod aug 5637]

dangler is howl because i wouldn't pay for that

[SteveH 11126]

 

Too many skeletons in our closets...half of us are closeted, at least one of us has killed a drifter, two of us think Signs is a great movie, and three of us have invested money in a torture device manufacturer (for pleasure).

 

Too many what in your closet? Come on...you know you wanna say it. Stop censoring yourselves.

[kobthatreal 5896]

Wow so cool Sean isnt there so Hayes is finally unchained! The gloves are off this time and.. Oh. Wait. Okay hes just gonna let these 2 dimwits run the show? Hmm. Strange call.

 

Maybe next time.

 

6/10

[elizamuffins 4228]

No one told me there was a Boston meetup. That is cool. I would only go if Mike Bonetti was gonna be there too. Also, I am pretty busy so.

[RanRan 3242]

Today is Wednesday, of the month numbered 9.

9 is a number that I think is fine,

for a podcast was released, that podcast is mine.

 

Brother Lovers ep 9 folks watch it and enjoy it or else.

This is a great episode of podcasting that drops some real TRUTH BOMBS near the end, don't listen if you're AFRAID of getting your MIND BLOWN

[souprman 10477]

This is a great episode of podcasting that drops some real TRUTH BOMBS near the end, don't listen if you're AFRAID of getting your MIND BLOWN

I understand.

 

It's like a brown kid bringing a homemade clock to school in Texas.

 

The brown kid is the podcast, the clock is the truth, and your mind is a school in Texas.

[Houston 4819]

I knew Sean and Hayes were special. Sean especially, given the recent hullabaloo over getting "Clewdawg bucks" or whatever you get when one of our overlords acknowledges our feeble humor offerings. Regardless, I knew these guys were tapped into the very soul of Hollywood and by proxy, America. So when ClockMaster Ahmed was picked on by 'The Man' and then the Command-nerd-in-Chief said, "Hey, Ahmed, show me your clock" and Mark Zuckernerd said, "Hey, come by FB", I knew the message long heralded by our dear sweat boys had gone viral. It was like Obama reached his all seeing hand into the Twitterverse and said, "my child, I heard your cry. Fear not. Nerds are cool." And, lo, from that day forward it was so in all the land.

[chanson 9697]

Hippopotamus umbrella magic.

[Dairy Pillows 1109]

Hippopotamus umbrella magic.

 

I love that Chanson says what we are all thinking!

[Jakal 4475]

I wanna make this clear, I was not thinking that in the least bit.

[mikebonetti 3718]

No one told me there was a Boston meetup. That is cool. I would only go if Mike Bonetti was gonna be there too. Also, I am pretty busy so.

Same goes for me, but with Eliza's name and not mine, but I guess I would only go if I was gonna be there too.

[devscoots 2561]

_{DILDO EGGS}

 

[SteveH 11126]

hey..keep that filth over on the CBB forums where it belongs

[Game of Scones 5812]

wait, you guys listen to CBB too?

 

i thought i was the only one

[Shrek & Donkey Kong 4336]

wait, you guys listen to CBB too?

 

i thought i was the only one

 

 

All that SteveH did was recognize that CBB forums existed. That doesn't mean he listens to the CBB podcast. I believe that you are still the sole listener of that podcast.

[greggy 15909]

its a pretty good podcast, i like it

[chanson 9697]

its a pretty good podcast, i like it

 

You think it'll catch on?

[JacobCrites 4977]

I think it's a bad podcast and I don't like it.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Just kidding! That was my impression of Steve Rannazzisi, famed liar!

[Bozos of Basketball 3689]

I am going to go way out on a limb and then jump off a hand! Just kidding, that was a little humor to break the ice. I'm new.

 

I am going to go WAY out on a limb and say that Tom Scharpling is one of my favorite Hollywood Handbook frequent collaborators that has been on three episodes or more.