EPISODE 101 — The Grease Knows Eggs Show with Jesse Thorn

[rod aug 5637]

Allen,

What's your drug of choice

[chicknsandwich 2495]

Allan,

 

I heard through the grapevine that you went out against Colbert for the prized Late Night spot.

 

How do you think Colbert is doing with the show and what would you do differently/better?

[Danny Boy Wizard 1342]

allan,

Not all of the action of the History plays take place at court; in both Richard II and Henry IV, Part 1 we see scenes in which the public and private, or the political and the familial meet. In a well-reasoned essay full of textual evidence, explore the roles of the domestic sphere in the relation to the play’s larger issues.

please let me know by next friday

your friend,

danny

[marshall mellow 1671]

Hi Allan,

Happy Doctor Who Season Premiere Day !

 

What is your Halloween costume going to be this year ?

[nohorseman 5423]

Allan,

 

Emmy predictions?

 

 

[robotam 4493]

Allan,

 

What's the one simple trick to being funny that the comedians don't want us to know?

[chanson 9697]

Allan McLeod,

 

Google suggests that I search for Brett Gelman when I search for you. Why?

 

I'm going to the fair today; what's your favorite fair food?

 

You think UCB is a circle jerk?

[RocHoover 400]

Allan,

 

Evan Dandog

 

(Lemonheads)

[chicknsandwich 2495]

Allan,

 

Which is the grossest word:

1. Girth

2. Moist

3. Trickle down economics

[Andy Dick Cheney 3779]

Hi Allan, (Great name by the way)

 

Something about how would the guy from Highlander fit in in You're The Worst but in like the form of a question.

 

Here's a question mark that Hayes can use when he inevitably asks my question - "?"

 

 

 

P.S OFF TOPIC - I'd say ol Hayzie was kicking myself when he realised we weren't FB friends. Didn't take him long to remedy that one

[Spunky Foonerism 8561]

Dear Allan,

 

Yo-yo Ma-stiff

The Police (Dogs)

Andrew WK-9

Macy Greyhound

David Grayhound

The (b)Eagles

Bruce Spring(er Spaniel)steen

 

I don't really understand this game, but did I just win?

[RanRan 3242]

Hi Allan.

 

Your character on You're the Worst is a real dweeb. How much do you get picked on in real life because of it and what's the worst anyone has bullied you in Hollywood?

 

What's the worst thing you've ever done?

 

Do you think it is unethical to write popcorn gallery questions at work?

 

[Spunky Foonerism 8561]

Dear Allan,

 

In movies, you never see any zombie dicks or titties flopping around, so does that mean that zombies still retain at least some shred of personal dignity? I sure hope so.

[Joe McGurl 8358]

Hello Allan, great to see you again.

 

How do I make my dad love me?

 

How do I get rid of the smell coming from my kitchen?

 

What's that noise in my basement? I'd check but it's too dark and creepy

 

 

[Lord Shitqueef 1609]

Allan,

 

What was it about x-ray technology that interested you and led you to develop the theoretical underpinnings of CT scanning?

[RocHoover 400]

Allan,

 

Bob Segrrrrrr And The Silver Bullet Band

[souprman 10477]

dear Ellen,

 

How much CGI too much?

 

Thanks. soupingman

 

ps. say hallo to Porche for me.

[souprman 10477]

Allan,

 

How about you stop being so coy?

 

It's just a little precious don't you think?

 

Thanks.

[souprman 10477]

Al Baby!

 

Sweet dreams are made of ______?

 

You have ten seconds. Please answer in the form of a soliloquy.

 

Tah!

[Joe McGurl 8358]

Allan,

 

George Takei famously said, "People always say that bananas are the funniest fruit but I think that I'M the funniest fruit!" So, who is your favorite member of the Starship Enterprise?

[souprman 10477]

 

How do I make my dad love me?

 

 

Allan,

 

I think this is the most important question to answer.

 

Help this young man understand how to make love to his dad.

 

Thanks.

[RocHoover 400]

Allan,

 

My father's tongue is rough.. Is your father's tongue rough also?

 

Son problems.. Am I right?

[kittens 1288]

allan,

 

any tips?

 

many thanks

[dixon 5920]

Allan, your highschool coach used to call you "Molasses Boy". What food-based nickname would you call him to his face if you ran into him today?

[seeley 836]

Allan - It's a real pleasure. Say you had a great addition for a dog band name but in order to get there you had to use a really fuckin' lousy stretch of a dog drummer name. What would you do?