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EPISODE 101 — The Grease Knows Eggs Show with Jesse Thorn

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Allan,

 

I heard through the grapevine that you went out against Colbert for the prized Late Night spot.

 

How do you think Colbert is doing with the show and what would you do differently/better?

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allan,

Not all of the action of the History plays take place at court; in both Richard II and Henry IV, Part 1 we see scenes in which the public and private, or the political and the familial meet. In a well-reasoned essay full of textual evidence, explore the roles of the domestic sphere in the relation to the play’s larger issues.

please let me know by next friday

your friend,

danny

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Allan,

 

What's the one simple trick to being funny that the comedians don't want us to know?

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Allan McLeod,

 

Google suggests that I search for Brett Gelman when I search for you. Why?

 

I'm going to the fair today; what's your favorite fair food?

 

You think UCB is a circle jerk?

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Hi Allan, (Great name by the way)

 

Something about how would the guy from Highlander fit in in You're The Worst but in like the form of a question.

 

Here's a question mark that Hayes can use when he inevitably asks my question - "?"

 

 

 

P.S OFF TOPIC - I'd say ol Hayzie was kicking myself when he realised we weren't FB friends. Didn't take him long to remedy that one

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Dear Allan,

 

Yo-yo Ma-stiff

The Police (Dogs)

Andrew WK-9

Macy Greyhound

David Grayhound

The (b)Eagles

Bruce Spring(er Spaniel)steen

 

I don't really understand this game, but did I just win?

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Hi Allan.

 

Your character on You're the Worst is a real dweeb. How much do you get picked on in real life because of it and what's the worst anyone has bullied you in Hollywood?

 

What's the worst thing you've ever done?

 

Do you think it is unethical to write popcorn gallery questions at work?

 

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Dear Allan,

 

In movies, you never see any zombie dicks or titties flopping around, so does that mean that zombies still retain at least some shred of personal dignity? I sure hope so.

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Hello Allan, great to see you again.

 

How do I make my dad love me?

 

How do I get rid of the smell coming from my kitchen?

 

What's that noise in my basement? I'd check but it's too dark and creepy

 

 

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Allan,

 

What was it about x-ray technology that interested you and led you to develop the theoretical underpinnings of CT scanning?

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dear Ellen,

 

How much CGI too much?

 

Thanks. soupingman

 

ps. say hallo to Porche for me.

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Allan,

 

How about you stop being so coy?

 

It's just a little precious don't you think?

 

Thanks.

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Al Baby!

 

Sweet dreams are made of ______?

 

You have ten seconds. Please answer in the form of a soliloquy.

 

Tah!

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Allan,

 

George Takei famously said, "People always say that bananas are the funniest fruit but I think that I'M the funniest fruit!" So, who is your favorite member of the Starship Enterprise?

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How do I make my dad love me?

 

 

Allan,

 

I think this is the most important question to answer.

 

Help this young man understand how to make love to his dad.

 

Thanks.

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Allan,

 

My father's tongue is rough.. Is your father's tongue rough also?

 

Son problems.. Am I right?

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Allan, your highschool coach used to call you "Molasses Boy". What food-based nickname would you call him to his face if you ran into him today?

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Allan - It's a real pleasure. Say you had a great addition for a dog band name but in order to get there you had to use a really fuckin' lousy stretch of a dog drummer name. What would you do?

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