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EPISODE 102 — Joe Wengert Again, Our Close Friend

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Hey, Pittsburgh people, wanna throw me a birthday party? My mom won't let me have friends over since Kev ate her raw chicken that was marinating.

 

Seems like you would be the one throwing the parties! But I'll come if anyone throws one. Or find me in one of Bloomfield's shitty dive bars and I'll buy you a birthday drink.

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I know ALL about behavorialism and positive reinforcement, so have almost no problem with your "treats" and "good boy" fetish.

 

Almost no problem eh?

 

Figures Hayes is saving all the juicy JDepp gossip for greggys show. Thats the sort of showbiz talk I expect on HH-book!

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Hey, Pittsburgh people, wanna throw me a birthday party? My mom won't let me have friends over since Kev ate her raw chicken that was marinating.

I would, but my mom won't let ME have friends over since she peaked over my shoulder while I was reading Valerie Bryant's post from earlier. She'll drive me to church, though. Maybe I'll see you on my way out of the confessional booth.

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Almost no problem eh?

 

Figures Hayes is saving all the juicy JDepp gossip for greggys show. Thats the sort of showbiz talk I expect on HH-book!

 

OK, you caught me. I didn't want to say that I was excited about it because I wanted to play it cool. Good boy.

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Her brother let his stare linger a little longer than usual as she bathed herself in the tub next to the toilet where he was sitting.

 

Always with the GoT spoilers on this forum.

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Just letting you all know that I 100% understood the "let's post our avatars multiple times" bit.

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Hands made of steel.

Karate chop your whole block.

Crowds gather as I smash your girl.

Pitching mound at Yankee Stadium.

Derek Jeter smiles at me.

Thanks Derek. Your smile makes me smile.

Anti-gravity boots begin to malfunction.

I'm sorry Earth, this is my goodbye.

Hideki Matsui hands me alien porno tape for the long trip.

Wow Hideki this is some good stuff.

I masturbate for 8 years.

8 years.

Tape breaks. But I am home.

Wife doesn't have dinner ready.

Police arrive to arrest her.

Wife laughs, uses her witchcraft.

3 dead cops.

1 sad man.

I'm just hungry, that's all.

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so many moves off the dribble, swish army knife.

pick your poison. you double, I dish n get dimes.

unguarded on my chris herren shit.

smoking opiates at halftime; wine baths with amare staudemire

layup line, yay up time. cocaine line dance with alexy shved

smuggle a baby bird into the arena, let it fly

darko milicic is literally on fire, but he doesn't belong in this story

baby bird realizes it is just trapped in a large cage.

aren't we all.

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Dear Mom, is there basketball in heaven?

Yes there is. And I play for Jesus's Angels.

Jesus has a nasty ball fake.

More updates later.

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Good morning, folks.

 

Good night Chanson.

 

 

 

It's 11pm here I'm almost done with Thursday. Bring on Friday!!!!

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Hey bro, cool sunglassesphoto-thumb-37190.jpgphoto-thumb-47374.pngoh, thanks. You too, man.

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Hands made of steel.

Karate chop your whole block.

Crowds gather as I smash your girl.

Pitching mound at Yankee Stadium.

Derek Jeter smiles at me.

Thanks Derek. Your smile makes me smile.

Anti-gravity boots begin to malfunction.

I'm sorry Earth, this is my goodbye.

Hideki Matsui hands me alien porno tape for the long trip.

Wow Hideki this is some good stuff.

I masturbate for 8 years.

8 years.

Tape breaks. But I am home.

Wife doesn't have dinner ready.

Police arrive to arrest her.

Wife laughs, uses her witchcraft.

3 dead cops.

1 sad man.

I'm just hungry, that's all.

 

Look you probably don't need me telling you what you already know but this poem is so legit. My old man teaches a section on poetry to his middle-school english class, and I showed this to him to get some professional feedback. He said, "There is no way I could use this, it's totally inappropriate for 12-year-olds."

 

So legit.

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Happy birthday Shaun and Agility.

 

I know you are reading this on your honeymoony. You guys are straight up freaks! Im so proud.

 

 

 

Im not on facebook but i assume no mistakes were made

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Listened to PAW for the first time and loved it. Sean was in his usual form takin big swings knockin em out of the park. Depp and greggy were OK too, I guess.

 

I then went on to the ep with James Bond, and man that guy is twisted. pewpew

 

I'm going to listen to the one with Bob the pizza guy now.

 

Check ya later, dudezzzzz

 

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oh god i hope people start posting multiple versions of their avatars again

 

o god i hope that happens

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oh god i hope people start posting multiple versions of my avatar

 

o god i hope that happens

 

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