EPISODE 103 — Allan McLeod, Our Close Friend

[Juan Swarlos 127]

I did some freakingnomics with likes-to-posts ratios of all (?) forum members who posted in last weeks episode and came to some pretty interesting conclusions. As of ~11 pm on September 28, the list is as follows.

 

RanRan - 10.0

...

Joe Lerini - 2.2

 

 

Ok I was left off the list...no big deal...clearly a Dr. Frog power move...should I say something? Eh f-ck it I'm above all this political forum bullsh-t. They'll probably get over this whole list thing in a couple pages anyway.

 

Speaking of lists and dicks, I've made a list of the posters with the best dicks (also, I've written next to each name a rating of how good of a person he/she is):

 

G-ddammit.

[souprman 10477]

 

Ok I was left off the list...no big deal...clearly a Dr. Frog power move...should I say something? Eh f-ck it I'm above all this political forum bullsh-t. They'll probably get over this whole list thing in a couple pages anyway.

 

 

 

G-ddammit.

Top 5 JuanSwarlos posts.

 

5. This one.

4. The one where he flirted w silvrwmn

3. The one where he responded to being rebuked by silvrwmmn

2. The one where he told us the true meaning of his avatar.

1. The one where he told that great joke about how this is the best show. (needs citation)

[Jakal 4475]

I got a screen grab too.

this person seems to know what they're doing.

Thank god I don't have that feature enabled or else I'd be running out of space in my gmail.

[elizamuffins 4228]

https://www.lapodfes...hive/#hollywood

 

edit: i don't think it cost money. I've just started watching now.

 

I am so freaking steamed. Between work and school and I guess also my kids (not sure if you guys knew I had kids?) I have been really busy.

 

Wanted to sit down tonight and watch this pod with a stiff drink tonight once I finish my homework and it appears to be gone!

 

Behind some paywall , no doubt.

 

PLEASE HELP ME

 

>>>>hope this rant doesn't hurt my stats

[chicknsandwich 2495]

everyone's talking about all this halloween shit, but this month is only about one thing for me...

 

[SteveH 11126]

 

It's happening:

 

 

For me, this is an all time top 5 forum joke

[Shrek & Donkey Kong 4336]

 

 

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TZ9IXScip68

 

ugh, i have to deal with this beer-commercial bullshit on the HH forums too?

[Juan Swarlos 127]

Top 5 JuanSwarlos posts.

 

3. The one where he responded to being rebuked by silvrwmmn

 

Over it. Set up an online dating profile yesterday. Even mentioned HH in the profile (sure to land me tons of poon).

 

1. The one where he told that great joke about how this is the best show. (needs citation)

 

Saving it for when I get the pro version. Might settle for a like from Hayzie Bone.

 

And this joke...its going to blow everybody's dicks off

[Silvrwoman 4998]

 

 

Over it. Set up an online dating profile yesterday. Even mentioned HH in the profile (sure to land me tons of poon).

 

Me too

[Game of Scones 5812]

Lets all watch Hocus Pocus together.

[Rose_Cream 1246]

Lets all watch Hocus Pocus together.

 

I'm watching troop Beverly hills on logo.

 

Reggie is still better than Jenny Lewis imo.

 

[Lord Shitqueef 1609]

I guess a funny user name and a pretty nice dick isn't enough to get on any of these lists. I have no impact on this planet.

[Just Add Pepper 2026]

My dating profile is just a picture of me with a deli salami poking out of the fly of my pants and the caption says "if this turns u on omg i can't believe how shallow u are keep moving, but if you're a real woman u can feel free to get to know the biggest salami of all...my mind"

[JeffBurtMacklinMarra 6724]

Wheez the Sn'us: 6.8999

 

So close, buddy.

[monju125 140]

Alright, I finished calculating them, here's the Kill/Death ratios for everyone who posted in the last week:

 

Going to assume I didn't make this list because it would just embarrass everyone else.

[Joe Lerini 7329]

Just changed my avatar in honor of the scary month of October. This is the most terrifying thing I could think of...this 1989 Coco Wheats commercial:

[rod aug 5637]

lol don't even talk k/d around me when u r using the noob combo and camping snipe if u faced me 1v1 i would 10-0 u, BRs only lockout.

[Andrew 4646]

Yes, here we are at the start of October, the spookiest month of all. If you are going to celebrate this season with a Treehouse of Horror style name-change, PLEASE be careful.

[Danny Boy Wizard 1342]

Yes, here we are at the start of October, the spookiest month of all. If you are going to celebrate this season with a Treehouse of Horror style name-change, PLEASE be careful.

 

okay andrew

but you forget

i throw caution to the wind

and then

the caution turns into a bat

 

look out, guys and dolls,

if you don't get treated

you're gonna get trucked

happy october

 

love

danny

 

i need sleep

[Game of Scones 5812]

oh and i almost forgot,

 

they need to go back to games like chart goose where they made the guests be funny and quick on their feet. no more soft ass twitter questions and ass kissing and Do Not apologise because the questions are hard.

 

. re add some of the chaotic magic that podcasts need and thrive off of

[skizelo 2536]

The classic Hollywood Handbook game: Chart Goose.

[Game of Scones 5812]

This week you are eh wrong skiz

[mwn 5470]

This week you are eh wrong skiz

[poignant zach braff voice] where do you think we are

[AshleyChupp 3958]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?t=92&v=v4IC7qaNr7

 

can't figure out how to embed video in my post so FUCK IT i'm never posting here again

[nohorseman 5423]

What the fuck is this shit ������

 

If you weren't around yesterday, I accidentally posted this cool link twice. I still feel really bad about it. As penance, I made this video for you:

 

 

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